I need sex ideas... lol =)

HotNSexyMILF

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Alright, so I'm sitting here high looking at my exercise ball and it hit me.. I can't believe I haven't done this yet... fucking on the exercise ball...

http://www.symmetryofnapa.com/images/girl_on_ball_2.jpg
cmon.. who wouldn't want to? LOL...

Anyways, I thought I'd come here-- to fellow stoners who would think up some crazy shyt... All suggestions welcome and I will personally follow up about each position tried... =)

Well... any suggestions?:blsmoke:
 

closet.cult

New Member
right on, g/f! but you'll need some kind of stabalizers. i use those for deep, stretching sit-ups. you'll roll all around to keep your ballance...especially if you getting pounded.

personally i want the swing. but if that's you in your avatar, whatever position you want is o.k. with me. ;-) ...if i wasn't married. :-)

actually, i have tons of ideas on sex. i'm a total addict...if any guy isn't, i suppose. pm if you need any ideas for a special night. ;-)
 

HotNSexyMILF

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right on, g/f! but you'll need some kind of stabalizers. i use those for deep, stretching sit-ups. you'll roll all around to keep your ballance...especially if you getting pounded.

personally i want the swing. but if that's you in your avatar, whatever position you want is o.k. with me. ;-) ...if i wasn't married. :-)

actually, i have tons of ideas on sex. i'm a total addict...if any guy isn't, i suppose. pm if you need any ideas for a special night. ;-)
LOL.. I hear ya-- I have actually used my exercise ball before.. (I know shocker.. lol) That's why I need ideas. :blsmoke: Hence why this thread is here.. LOL..:blsmoke: No one can help me? =(
 

russ0r

The russ0r
Why not just bend over on it? Should make it easier for you to move back and forth and give the guy a break.
 

goatamineHcL

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i dont have any ideas for you since i changed my doc from speed to herb and opiates i dont have the freaky sex drive i used to have i dont even really care about having sex anymore sad isnt it
 

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
i dont have any ideas for you since i changed my doc from speed to herb and opiates i dont have the freaky sex drive i used to have i dont even really care about having sex anymore sad isnt it
I feel ya on that bro....used to do some CRAZY CRAZY sex shit in my meth days. I think it fucked with my sex drive as well because I'm like you...I could care less anymore. :lol:

HSMilf.....get a sex swing and you will search no further. I used to have one and you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want with little to no effort.:hump::hump:
 

goatamineHcL

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I feel ya on that bro....used to do some CRAZY CRAZY sex shit in my meth days. I think it fucked with my sex drive as well because I'm like you...I could care less anymore. :lol:

HSMilf.....get a sex swing and you will search no further. I used to have one and you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want with little to no effort.:hump::hump:
yeah is like after you spend 5 or 6 years shooting speed and fucking all kinds of crazy ways until you have to drink pedialite to rehydrate yourself and then you stop doing it like that it kinda loses its flare
 

goatamineHcL

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but milf the best thing i can tell ya is get like an eightball of ice and a couplke dudes and just go to town youll figure something out i promise ;)
 

fdd2blk

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I feel ya on that bro....used to do some CRAZY CRAZY sex shit in my meth days. I think it fucked with my sex drive as well because I'm like you...I could care less anymore. :lol:

HSMilf.....get a sex swing and you will search no further. I used to have one and you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want with little to no effort.:hump::hump:

used to be the same way. made it all serious and dirty. now we've turned it around 180. we laugh. we mock ourselves. pretend to be all nasty into it. then we start laughing. or we see who can make a funnier face or weirder noise. it's more a fun thing now. took all the BS outta of it, now it's just "play time".:mrgreen: then throw in a few bowl loads of hash, sometimes i have a hard time finishing because it's so funny. but i always do. :blsmoke:
 

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
used to be the same way. made it all serious and dirty.
No doubt dude. We used to fuck for days at a time on that shit and watch porn the whole way through....talkin all dirty and shit to one another....having to make trips to the sex store for the "industrial size" bottle of lube with the pump on top :lol:........it was AWESOME.:hump::hump::hump:
 

HotNSexyMILF

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used to be the same way. made it all serious and dirty. now we've turned it around 180. we laugh. we mock ourselves. pretend to be all nasty into it. then we start laughing. or we see who can make a funnier face or weirder noise. it's more a fun thing now. took all the BS outta of it, now it's just "play time".:mrgreen: then throw in a few bowl loads of hash, sometimes i have a hard time finishing because it's so funny. but i always do. :blsmoke:

Shouldn't it have always been "play time"? :confused: LOL... i dunno, I usually end up laughin at sometime during sex for one reason or another, esp. when I'm fucked up..

And as far as the video.. LOL... my bf is thanking god we don't have to money for one now.. I've always said if it wasn't for the sex I'd go lesbo.. that machine might put him out of a job.. LOL:blsmoke:
 

Sublime757

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Me and my sex partner are both masochist and she really loves bondage. We take turns being the dom and it's always amazing. I would definitely give bondage a shot. But not like handcuffs or any of that kiddy shit. Go buy 10ft of 3/8" nylon rope and learn some knots. You were a girl scout right? So you should know the french bowline. Great for wrist restraints. I'll make some and post pics later.
 

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