i shit you not

UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i have a friend i went to college with. real religious type, believe in the literal translation of the bible, ardent bush supporter back during the 2004 election (not surprisingly).

an actual conversation we had on facebook....

her: So its inconveivable that the mongoloid, caucasian, and begroid races all came from originally two people and just adapted to their environments over time but it is totally possible to you that giraffes, clouds, octupus, dinosaurs, humans, moss, music, stars, antimatter, and so on and so forth all came from one original cell?

me: Music and clouds came from a cell? Are you sure you should be in charge of adult education? Let me ask you, are clouds single-celled organisms, or are they multi-cellular? LOL!

the scary part? she is in charge of adult education.

we're doomed :cuss:
 
dukeanthony

dukeanthony

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Yeah i do think we all came from 2 people
They just happened to of been darker and got paler as they went north and east
 
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1

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I'd say north and south,,,The closer to the "Equator",,,The darker the skin...Up north the paler the skin,,,But i am still confused on wtf she was trying to say?,,,I was listening to a religious radio station,,,They said dinosour's were around just a couple thousand year's ago instead of million's like scientist say,,,OK,,,Yea we have aligator's and turtle's still around,,,But WTF,,,are they trying to say? Everyone is wrong except what someone "preache's",,,to them in the name of "christ"???Wtf...Propagand in control,,,brain washed...Need to feel better about myself fool's,,,getting robbed at the Churche's by Tax free criminal's!!!!
 
dukeanthony

dukeanthony

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PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 said:
I'd say north and south,,,The closer to the "Equator",,,The darker the skin...Up north the paler the skin,,,But i am still confused on wtf she was trying to say?,,,I was listening to a religious radio station,,,They said dinosour's were around just a couple thousand year's ago instead of million's like scientist say,,,OK,,,Yea we have aligator's and turtle's still around,,,But WTF,,,are they trying to say? Everyone is wrong except what someone "preache's",,,to them in the name of "christ"???Wtf...Propagand in control,,,brain washed...Need to feel better about myself fool's,,,getting robbed at the Churche's by Tax free criminal's!!!!
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Well if we came out of Africa, just saying
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 said:
I'd say north and south,,,The closer to the "Equator",,,The darker the skin...Up north the paler the skin,,,But i am still confused on wtf she was trying to say?,,,I was listening to a religious radio station,,,They said dinosour's were around just a couple thousand year's ago instead of million's like scientist say,,,OK,,,Yea we have aligator's and turtle's still around,,,But WTF,,,are they trying to say? Everyone is wrong except what someone "preache's",,,to them in the name of "christ"???Wtf...Propagand in control,,,brain washed...Need to feel better about myself fool's,,,getting robbed at the Churche's by Tax free criminal's!!!!
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I don't think we know as much as we think we do.
For instance the natives in interior Alaska (Athabascans) still maintain an oral history of Mammoth hunting - and unless I'm mistaken, oral history typically spans no more that several hundred years.
 
Luger187

Luger187

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UncleBuck said:
i have a friend i went to college with. real religious type, believe in the literal translation of the bible, ardent bush supporter back during the 2004 election (not surprisingly).

an actual conversation we had on facebook....

her: So its inconveivable that the mongoloid, caucasian, and begroid races all came from originally two people and just adapted to their environments over time but it is totally possible to you that giraffes, clouds, octupus, dinosaurs, humans, moss, music, stars, antimatter, and so on and so forth all came from one original cell?

me: Music and clouds came from a cell? Are you sure you should be in charge of adult education? Let me ask you, are clouds single-celled organisms, or are they multi-cellular? LOL!

the scary part? she is in charge of adult education.

we're doomed :cuss:
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wow thats just sad. stars? antimatter? lol wtf
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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UncleBuck said:
i have a friend i went to college with. real religious type, believe in the literal translation of the bible, ardent bush supporter back during the 2004 election (not surprisingly).

an actual conversation we had on facebook....

her: So its inconveivable that the mongoloid, caucasian, and begroid races all came from originally two people and just adapted to their environments over time but it is totally possible to you that giraffes, clouds, octupus, dinosaurs, humans, moss, music, stars, antimatter, and so on and so forth all came from one original cell?

me: Music and clouds came from a cell? Are you sure you should be in charge of adult education? Let me ask you, are clouds single-celled organisms, or are they multi-cellular? LOL!

the scary part? she is in charge of adult education.

we're doomed :cuss:
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:shock: well...explains why were getting our ass kicked in the education department.
 
canniboss

canniboss

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If the bible were literal, men would have one less rib bone because Eve came from Adam's rib and they were "the blueprint" for people. (There is no animal on earth with an odd or uneven number of ribs.)
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
UncleBuck said:
i have a friend i went to college with. real religious type, believe in the literal translation of the bible, ardent bush supporter back during the 2004 election (not surprisingly).

an actual conversation we had on facebook....

her: So its inconveivable that the mongoloid, caucasian, and begroid races all came from originally two people and just adapted to their environments over time but it is totally possible to you that giraffes, clouds, octupus, dinosaurs, humans, moss, music, stars, antimatter, and so on and so forth all came from one original cell?

me: Music and clouds came from a cell? Are you sure you should be in charge of adult education? Let me ask you, are clouds single-celled organisms, or are they multi-cellular? LOL!

the scary part? she is in charge of adult education.

we're doomed :cuss:
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i TRIED to play devil's advocate but.....?
 
dukeanthony

dukeanthony

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Took my kid to the Museum. At the Diorama for Some dinosaurs. A woman leading a group of children said. (pointing) See that sign is what you need to watch out for.
The Earth is only 6000 years old.

The sign had a discription of the t-rex and the stegosaur and listed it as happening millions of years ago
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
I don't think we know as much as we think we do.
For instance the natives in interior Alaska (Athabascans) still maintain an oral history of Mammoth hunting - and unless I'm mistaken, oral history typically spans no more that several hundred years.
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And Europeans believed in dragons, Greeks and Romans believed in all kinds of mythical beasts .... turned out to be dinosaur and Pleistocene era mammal bones spawning all the myths. But to be fair. There were mammoths still roaming around 13,000 years ago. Native Americans were said to have entered the continent somewhere between 20,000 - 40,000 years ago.
 
RollMeOne420

RollMeOne420

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Lol this is why i choose not to go to a religious school. Instead went to PARTY skool and had the time of my life
 
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