I Shit You Not!

Okay, no pics yet to prove, as I know y'all are gonna say, "no pics, didn't happen," but I swear on my dead father's grave, that former Sacramento Kings Ken Carter is living in my house. I shit you not. He's coaching the SUNY Canton Roos basketball team, and has played in Europe for like 17 years. I shit you people not. He played in the 90s (I believe he said '94-'96), but he's renting out the spare bedroom in my farmhouse. He was staying at a local BnB for like $1300 a month, and he saw my ad on Craigslist, and he moved in today. I didn't even know who he was until he told me. And I wasn't at first star-struck, but when I did some Google searching and found some pics of him, I was like, "NO FUCKING WAY!!!" But I shit you not. I'm supposed to go do some photos for him of their next game as a side job. I will get pics up to prove it, I promise. And NO, this isn't the Coach Ken Carter, even though coincidentally, this one is a coach, but he's only technically an assistant coach. He has played basketball in Germany, Spain, and other places. What a crazy world right? To think, someone as famous as him living in my house. Of course, he don't know of my op, and will never (my bedroom is locked down and has a security camera and alarm), but I mean, woah. Of course, I'm high and probably going a bit overboard on the star-struck, but I've never had that happen to me. So I figured I would share it with as many people as I could. This totally made my year. As cheesy as it may sound to some, to others, I'm sure you will understand where I'm coming from.

Cool story, bro.

Yup, kool story, and im trying to care, really i am... ill get back to you if i ever do....sorry, i cant stand basketball....

I know almost nothing about team sports. But if, say, Emerson Fittipaldi were staying at my house, I'd be way stoked as well. cn

wow...what a bunch of negative nancys....i think it is cool, for real

I was trying to be positive. I guess it came out all sideways. cn

cannabineer said:

I was trying to be positive. I guess it came out all sideways. cn

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i didnt mean you...i dont think you have a mean bone in that big oversized body of yours. eacE:

I was being sarcastic for comedy's sake...im not mean. If only one person reads it and chuckles, my work here is done .... sometimes in order to make someone laugh, others must cry...
we're human, its our nature...

Very cool man

Lol @ some of you guys. I know though, pics prove everything in this world of disbelief. But as I said, he is gonna let me take some photos, because one of my hobbies is photography. And even though it's a practice, I like doing sports photography sometimes. The emotion in the players as they go through their plays, and the coaches when the plays are good, and when someone messes up. That's really my biggest kick out of it all. The picture side of everything. Like I said, I was star struck when he told me who he was (and after I Googled him), but when we were talking and he said I could come to a practice and take pics, that's what really got me amped. Other than growing, I love photography. And I'm actually excited to do this, because I haven't had any really nice photographic opportunities around here, other than the occasional ship coming through the locks. And that gets boring after awhile. But I promise to provide pics of proof just so y'all know I ain't bullshitting. Cause I be a bullshitter not. Lol.

cannabineer said:

I was trying to be positive. I guess it came out all sideways. cn

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You really pushed that one into a skid

cannabineer said:

I know almost nothing about team sports. But if, say, Emerson Fittipaldi were staying at my house, I'd be way stoked as well. cn

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I hate to admit, Idk who Emerson Fittipaldi is. Well, I just Wiki'd him, but until then I didn't know. Just like this guy. He's not a household name, but he says he's a legend. I mean, I don't really know jack about him other than the small talk we've exchanged since he's been here. He came in, brought his stuff, and then paid me for the room. Then he left for practice. I guess they're playing a few double-headers coming up in Maine. If any of y'all catch that, y'all will see him.

Hmmn, im in maine to, but like i said, cant watch basketball. My highschool didnt have a football team, so they were all basketball nuts, and if you didnt have cable (we didnt) then you only got one channel on the tele. and can you guess what they would bombard us with? yup, curling....hahaha I mean basketball, and curling.... was right on the canadian border. not sure whats up with canadians and curling... got any curling world famous stars? nuht, i didnt think so...

Hey, I'm on the border of Cornwall, Ontario. CBC has curling all the damn time. I hate it. That's why I upgraded cable. Cause where I'm at, CBC is channel 8, and basic is 2-13. So I went with the full package with the NFL package added on. Gotta have my football.

ClaytonBigsby said:

You really pushed that one into a skid

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But still made it across the finish line.

ClaytonBigsby said:

You really pushed that one into a skid

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Ndodson79605 said:

Hey, I'm on the border of Cornwall, Ontario. CBC has curling all the damn time. I hate it. That's why I upgraded cable. Cause where I'm at, CBC is channel 8, and basic is 2-13. So I went with the full package with the NFL package added on. Gotta have my football.

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how do you guys call it football when you use your hands ?

Ken Carter?...........Sacramento Kings 94'-96'?...............im a big basketball fan...never heard of him!..........btw i am a basketball legend also.......33" vertical leap as a freshman(school record) made varsity as a freshman....sorry i only played 2 yrs(fr,soph)......team sucked........smoked pot ,small town...blah,blah,blah...........maybe I can move in next......im a legend in my own mind!....lol.........im stoned im sorry for rambling.......but Ken Carter?peace

shape of ball maybe?