I think i'm going to have a baby

beardo

beardo

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I have amazing news everyone and I wanted to share, I don't know if I will go public with this or keep it to myself,

I believe I am pregnant with Tim Tebow's child.
 
cannabineer said:
Are you saying he scored in your end zone? Did you "touch down"? cn
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No, we have never met.
I believe it was immaculate conception
I haven't told him yet, I haven't even tried to contact him yet, I don't know if I should or not.
I probably won't because it might be best to avoid the questions and just appreciate the miracle
 
beardo said:
No, we have never met.
I believe it was immaculate conception
I haven't told him yet, I haven't even tried to contact him yet, I don't know if I should or not.
I probably won't because it might be best to avoid the questions and just appreciate the miracle
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See, the freaks always come out at night....

i think you should not tell him, but tell the child every chance you get. if you hurry, you can have someone shop up some photos of you together now. so they have the correctly aged appearance for your future generation.
 
Beardo!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!! YOu could have done worse, for sure. I thought you were going to say bus stop girl found you.

Fook Tebow, don't tell him. You need to go straight to the media with this one. Full blast on ESPN, CNN, FOX, shit, FOX will destroy this story! FOX will cover it 24/7 for a week.
 
This thread reminds me of the new Adventure Time from last night. Lady Rainicorn and Jake had puppies...
 
beardo said:
No, we have never met.
I believe it was immaculate conception
I haven't told him yet, I haven't even tried to contact him yet, I don't know if I should or not.
I probably won't because it might be best to avoid the questions and just appreciate the miracle
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wait are you saying your a dude or chick? i always thought you were a dude. beard on a chick, kinda disturbing
 
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