If you think life is bad.......

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WolfScott

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If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? * You only get laid once. * You only get eaten once. * It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. * You share your box with 11 other guys. * But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay:hump:, I mean day".:eyesmoke:

I thought this was funny as hell and just wanted to share it with all of you. Hope you enjoy...LOL:lol:
 
ruderalis88

ruderalis88

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hahaha love it, that's put a right smile on my face!

reminds me of the conversation the cucumber and the pickle had with a penis

cucumber says, "my life is shit! soon as i'm big and hard they chop me up and put me in a fucking salad"

pickle says, "ah that's nothing, when I get big and hard they stick me in a jar full of vinegar with 14 other pickles and vacuum seal me!"

then the penis chimes in with "nah lads, my life is the worst; when I get big and hard they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"
 
ruderalis88

ruderalis88

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what's the difference between a woman and a fridge?

a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it.
 
drumbum3218

drumbum3218

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so a bear and a rabbit notice each other while theyre both taking dumps in the woods. Bear says, "man i hate this, every time", then asks, " hey rabbit, u ever have the problem of getting pooop stuck in ur fur, like dingle berries?"
"Dingle berries? No...What?" -rabbit
Bear says, "i'll show you" and wipes his butt with the rabbit
 
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WolfScott

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and the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit......LOL I'll be using that one for sure....I raise, and I know a lot of others that also raise rabbits. + rep 4 u
 
drumbum3218

drumbum3218

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great concentration test, i did it my 2nd or 3rd try...then did it like 4 more times just to see the distractions.
 
HoLE

HoLE

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WolfScott said:
If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg? * You only get laid once. * You only get eaten once. * It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. * You share your box with 11 other guys. * But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!! Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay:hump:, I mean day".:eyesmoke:

I thought this was funny as hell and just wanted to share it with all of you. Hope you enjoy...LOL:lol:
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someone has a thread with jokes in it here,,and i seen this exact one in there,,but yes life as an egg would suck,,kinda more than the other thread here on toke n talk about the life of a plant
 
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WolfScott

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HoLE said:
someone has a thread with jokes in it here,,and i seen this exact one in there,,but yes life as an egg would suck,,kinda more than the other thread here on toke n talk about the life of a plant
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I seen the thread your talking about and I think it was me who posted the egg joke...LOL
 
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donkey.420

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how do you piss off a female anthropologist?

hand her a used tampon and ask her what period that came from...

why do they call the area under the breasts and over the hips the waiste?

cause you could easily fit another pair of tits there...
 
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