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DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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a grade school teacher is going around the room, giving the children a letter, and the children have to come up with a word, that begins with that letter. she dreads getting to fresh-mouthed Little Johnny Johnny. what letter can she give him? she goes around the room. "Little Suzy Suzy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter C?" Little Suzy Suzy replies, " a cat; a cute little kitty cat." "very good," says the teacher. she continues around the room. "Little Billy Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter, D?" "yes, teacher,," Little Billy Billy replies, " a dog; a cute little puppy dog." "very good, Little Billy Billy," says the teacher. she finally gets to Little Johnny Johnny, and thinks she has the letter that he can't twist into something fresh. "Little Johnny Johnny...........can you give me a word that starts with the letter..........R?" Little Johnny Johnny replies, " yes teacher, a rat.....a big fucking rat, with a cock this long."

you have to do the cock measurement with the hands to really pull the joke off
 
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rory420420

rory420420

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priest ask rabbi has he ever tasted pork even tho hes not supposed to..he admits yes he has..
rabbi asks priest has he ever been with a lady,even tho hes not allowed,he admits yes also,that hes been with a woman....
rabbi says "sure taste better than pork dont it!"
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Aussie 911 Call:



Phone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ........What's the problem?"

Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been
stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely
closed up!"

Phone Operator: "Bummer!"



Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Here's fifteen too many punk jokes, but at least they're all at once...


1) Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front? A: A cop.

2) Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived? A: The Skins. They were at work.

3) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 3. 1 to screw it in and 2 to argue about who did it first.

4) Q: How many Punks does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Punks can't change a thing.

5) Q: How many Straight-Edge kids does it take to drink a case of beer? A: One, if no one's looking.

6) Q: What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend? A: Squid Vicious.

7) Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A: He was stapled to a chicken.

8) Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to do it and four to write a zine about it.

9) Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they don't screw

10) Q: How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4. One to drop it and 3 to "pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!"

11) Q: How many Skinheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to watch his back.

12) Q: How many skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to do it and one to film it.

13) Q: What do you call a skinhead fish? A: An Oi-ster.

14) Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout.

15) Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they're all to depressed to do it.
 
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