Lucky Stoner Stories Anyone ?

idk im bore anyone got any stories of almost gettin busted while smokin but didnt ?

heres mine . so me and my friend were smokin behind a dumpster in an apartment complex , and this security guard walks up and says whats that smoke comin from ? me and my friend flipped and came up with the most random ass excuse. we filled our shoe with butane from the lighter and set it on fire . it was funny as hell and the security guard totally knew but we didnt get caught !

Me, and my friends James, Chris and Matt were all at Chris's house. We were going to go down to a forest down the street to smoke some weed that we stole from Chris's dad's closet. But before that, Matt comes up with the idea of making a waterfall bong and just smoking that for a couple of minutes before we go (Chris's parents were out of town and weren't supposed to come back until past 6:30. So Matt's smoking in the kitchen, and after a while the whole middle floor smells like weed. So we took the bong downstairs and started to smoke in the bathroom downstairs. After that, the whole DOWNSTAIRS smelt like weed. So 2/3 of the floors in the house smell like weed. 5 minutes later Chris comes running into the backyard to tell us his parents were home (this was at about 4 PM). So Matt, high out of his mind, starts running through the house and into the front yard (his parents saw this). Me, James and Matt were waiting outside for about 5 minutes, then Chris comes out and his parents start questioning him on why the house smells like weed.

Fast forward a couple hours, Chris gets a text message from his parents asking why there was a cut open pop can on the counter (Matt was using it to help him make the waterfall bong), and Chris texts them back saying he was making a lock pick, and they actually believed him. We dodged a major bullet that night.

smoking J in my car with friend when I am turning left at light. Cop was turns out of parking lot behind me just as I am yielding on this lady to turn. She is talking on her cell phone and taking forver so i turn in front of her and don't even come close to hitting her. See that cop is now behind me riding my ass so I turn into car dealership and pretend I was looking at cars. Get out of my car and smoke roles out THICK as cop rolls down window to talk. I say hello officer and he says "DO YOU WANNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!?!?!? YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN TBONED" I say "sorry officer" and figure that I am going to jail wit the yellow smoke rolling out at this point. He rolls up his window and drives away. SCARY

Got pulled over on my Kawasaki 500 @4:30am in Ann Arbor for going 75mph in a 35 mph zone way back in '72. I had a 1-lb brick of Blond Napalese hash under my shirt. It was the middle of summer so I wasn't wearing a leather. The brick was wrapped in aluminum foil and I kept thinking his flashlight was gonna give it away..............He gave me a $75.oo us ticket and let me go.

I went to Amsterdam a few years ago and upon arriving home at Logan airport my girlfriend and I were stopped at customs where they tore through all stuff and even xrayed the soles of her boots. I had got the shits while on the plane and was in no mood for this bullshit and I gave the customs guys a really hard time. So finally they get done and find nothing, but they left it up to us to put all our stuff back in the suitcases. I asked if I could come to their houses tonight and rifle through their shit. I was pissed and felt like this ruined our whole trip until two days later when I stuck my hand in my coat pocket and found an inch long roach of Afgani weed!!!! And in the very coat they searched up and down two days earlier!!!!

Needless to say it was the sweetest roach I'd ever smoked!

there's this long stretch of road called the green mile out near my high school..there were rarely cars on this road unless it was a fellow toker..

so we get on the stretch, and spark 2 bowls...we could see a car way behind us, but didnt pay much attention to it..

1st bowl burns out, and as im cashing it out the window, i notice the car is a cop car..and he's speeding up to us..

we had 2 bowls in the car, i had a 1 0strip, nearly a half, and my friend had beer in the car..needless to say we wouldve been fucked...funniest part is, we finished the 2nd bowl as we were being followed just because my friend who was driving didnt want to go to jail sober..had we been pulled over i would have downed the strip and a quarter, someone drank the warm beer, and someone else would have had to eat the other quarter..

hmmm.. like third time smoking with a friend in my life, and we were at a church parking lot next to the freeway.. yea real good idea,e are gettin the last of the weed in the blunt and then i hear him say cops.. im like dont fuck around.. yeah he was like im not kidding. i look up to see a cruiser coming in.. he puts his lights on and we sit there.. the cop comes up and asks whats up asks if we have been smoking, i said we finishedthe last of it and showed him a container it was in.. he asked theres nothing else i the car? i said nope, he believed that. then asked do u have any warrants for you? i said wait what the fuck is a warant.. i had no idea what he was saying,,, he said obviously no, n checked anyway.. i told him we lived aound the corner, nd then he gives us a lecture on how we are "FUCKING WITH FIRE", and it will ruin our life forever.. then asked about my cigg habbit, and i said i found those. yeah i really did find those o i was like ok wow i smoke like a pack a week... he was like hmmm thats going to ruin your life.. i was like your retarded.. and let me keep them, i threw them out anyway i hate the taste of ciggs...

then we got off..


my second story was kinda crazy...

smoking at a park about 1 month afer the other one with a different friend, and it was a very very windy and cold night, like gusts 60 temps 30 or so.. again out of nowhere explo lights turn on.. im like NOT AGAIN.... then i was not diving and the cops come up and tell us to get out and sit on the tunk, we do that and sit there freezing balls.. and ask us all these questions if theres more in the car etc, my stupid friend was like yelling at the cops saying brng the drug dog do it u wont find shit!.. yea they brought it and they got the trunk some more... and then they askedto numbers to call our parents to get us, i gave one my phone number saying it was my house, i had no voicemail it was kinda funny he called it and left a 4 min message on the situation.. and we walked to another friends house...

and another time i was at a friend seans we were all smoking out of the hooka and his mom comes home so we all jump out the window and run lol..

thats about all i can think of with cops..

check out the mr. nice interview-6 on youtube.. he tells a good one at the end

Last night I'm hanging out with my buddy and we were walking down these canals. He tells me, "Yeah man I entered this raffle to win a bong at Cheba Hut, I don't think I won it though; they haven't called me." So we go chill with a couple kids and smoke some weed, and decide we need to get some munchies. We get munchies, come back and smoke a blunt. As soon as three of the kids dip, he gets a call. It was Cheba Hut, telling him he can come pick up his new bong.

The funny thing is he had bought a bong just two days ago.

Me n my friends always drive to kansas city and toke the whole car ride up and back (4 hour drive) and as we were halfway thru a fat blunt on the highway an suv passes us..when we see the rear end on the back it says police k9 drug dog unit.LOL we laughed the whole way back

Alright i have 2 memorable stoner stories. The first one was a stupid mistake that ill never make again.
Aight so me and my roommate decided to smoke in our dorm room since we just made a 2 chamber vape. what happened was a series of lucky events. me and my roommate are almost done smoking when we hear a knock on the door. i looked through the peephole to see that its my other hallmate who blazes. he told me that it smelled really dank up in this hall and that we should we clean up before we get caught. so me and my roommate clean up everything and start making some food since we had the munchies. little did we know, our RA (resident adviosr) was close by. 5 minutes later we hear another knock on our door. this time its the cops. obviuosly me and my roommate freaked out cus we were both very stoned. luckily we had made cup of noodles and toast so unless the cops came in and looked around they wouldnt have really smelled the weed. for 10 minutes i had to talk to both of the officers high out of my mind. long story short, the cops liked us and said they have no reason to come in and look around. that for sure was a night i wont forget.
ALRIGHT, now second crazy stroy.
Again, me and my roommate roll a fat joint of white rhino and smoke it outside of our dorms this time. it was about middday and we had just finished smoking the joint. we were irie as hell walking around the dorms. so about 10 minutes into our peak we come by some steps to rest and relax a bit. next thing i know i feel a tap on my shoulder and its my roommate looking at me with HUGE eyes. i realize he's pointing over at a small brown pot with a small green plant in it. next thing i know me and my roommate start inspecting it. now who is dumb enough to leave their 3 to 4 week old plant out in the open in front of the dorms. we waited a while in the distance to see if anyone would claim it. during the waiting process me and my roommate discussed wether it would be proper to just take the plant seeing that someone had just abadoned it. After much debate and a long wait we grab it. yeah i would be fucking pissed if someone stole my plant but if you are ignorant enough to leave outside for hours in front your dorm then im pretty sure its up for grabs. im sorry if ive offended anyone by stealing this plant but it needed to be saved. to end this crazy stroy me and my roommate took care of the plant. we found out that the large amount of rollie pollies were eating all its nutrients. so after taking them out the plant started to grow and grow. i finally took it back home to have it mature and grow some beautiful buds, but sadly when it started to mature it turned out to be a male. it didnt bother me. it was another adventure i will never forget.
how many people in this world find a marijuana plant while theyre high and walking around campus?

me and three buddies were waiting for a friend to get off work and decided we'd start our sesh early. it was night time so we thought we could just sit up on a set of climbers and and be quite and smoke. we were on our third bowl with the bong when we see a cop speed by wiht his search light on. together we only had a half o which usually ends up in the cops just taking it n telling us to stay out of trouble. but still. after that cop passes we jump off the climbers leaving everything in a napsack behind. 2 cop cars quickly swarm in. everyone else was trippen to hard to actually make eye contact with the officers so i started to talk to them. they said they had calls for gun shots and wanted to know it was us. after another cop gets their they search the area for a gun... not evensuspecting we were smoking weed. they ended up not looking at the climbers to see our napsack fool of stuff and just left and told us not to hang around that area.

i was at the park meeting my friend at 3 in the morn just for fun. i get there at 2 30 and smoke a bowl. he said he was comin from a party and would be there in 30 minutes. so i see two cars coming into the park. they pull up and they're cops. they flash their lights all over the place and asked me my age blah blah blah. there were two cops, and while one of them is taking the lids of trashcans asking where the "reefer's at", the other one pats me down. then he asks me to dump my shit. i told them that i just came from a party. they smelt it on my and checked my eyes so they knew that i was blitzd. so then i take out my phone nad lighter and he asked why i had that. i told him i smoked cigarettes. then hes like i know there's shit in the other pocket. so i take out my pipe. he said that he could take me in cause there's weed in there. so after hastling me with questions, they let me walk back home.

yeah so me 2 friends and one of there girlfriends were out in a car getting high
we were with a bunch of other cars and one of them pulls a BB gun out and starts firing it around
with it being on cctv the police were called thinking there was a maniac with a firearm running round haha!
so wer driving away and armed police stop us!
remembering i had about 4 gram of nice herb in my pocket and a pre rolled blunt!
so we tell them its not us and obv they dont belive us .. they ask us to get out the car and get searched whilst they search the car
so they send us over the road where theres some younger police with no guns mid 20s probs so not to high up js general squad police
he then asks me if i have something on me that i shunt have anything sharp or dangerous haha so i say i dunno lemi check
put my hands in my pocket and put my fist around the bag of weed and held my arms out ready for him to search me
luckly i was on a bridge with my arms over the edge so i cud of had the option to drop if he sed open ur hands of course i didnt wanna loose this bud so i just kept quite,
he then begins to search me he puts his first hand streite into the pocket with the blunt and pulls it out looks at me and i said in fear thats all ive got i swere ... haha !
he then gives me a cheaky smile and puts it back in my pocket!!!!!!! haha the nicest thing a poilce man has ever done IMO!
so wen he continued to seach me and found nothing we get back into the car and they say we can go!
luckest night ever! we also had some mdma in my friends girlfriends bra! haha we go to a hilltop spot neer by whilst were smoking and my friends sniffing the same police car comes again!!!!!!!!! its like there following us haa
but because we were watching a movie on his built in dvd player and screen in his car we opend the windows and they didnt even smell it!
very windy conditions smell went in a few seconds with both windows open haha!
very very lucky

I remember one time I was with my two friends. I walked down to one of my friend's house, where the other was staying. I called up a couple of my other friends to drop me off a bag of herb. They did so and left. We went to to a field near on my friend's street, probably 10 feet away from the road where we were convinced we would not be seen because we were slightly hidden by a bush/tree and it was dark out (later to realize that we were completely out in the open). Here we smoked a bunch of weed and then decided to walk back to my house to pick up a movie. On the walk back, going down a reasonably busy main road, we were stopped by a cop. He questioned us about three kids who messed up some guys mailbox (it wasn't us, but probably my three other friends who dropped off my weed). We told him it wasn't us and we were just walking back to my house for a movie. He also asked us if we had any drugs, and we said no, of course. By this point we were completely high, and was difficult to not act stoned in front of the cop. But he believed our story and drove off. Needless to say the situation was pretty scary. But it was all good, we got the movie and went back to my friends house to watch it. The end.

this one time i was at my friend's house with another good friend, and we took three 3 four wheelers to this cool spot in the woods at around 10 pm. we got there smoked a shitload and then get out. by the time we hop back on, we're blazed out of our minds and itsa bout 11 30. we start riding everywhere (we felt somewhat safer that we didn't have any shit on us) andd get stopped by around 12:15 at some gas station we pulled into for some drinks. The cop was like you can't be riding on the streets and its too late and all this other bullshit. apparently he smelt hte weed on us and decided to search us. so we're all "we dont consent man" blah blah,but the guy was a dick and said if we didnt consent hed throw us in jail. so we were like whatever, we get searched. and apparently one of my friend's had a roach and some (a lot) of shake in his pocket. cop found all of it, and as he went to his car (we were still on the 4 wheelers), we called this kid's dad who's cool with all this. we said we got stopped the cop's in his car now and if we do it quick enough, we can head the fuck out of there. So there is this canal rigth by it wher the only way to get across it is through a house's backyard. sure enough, all three of us start up and get the fuck out. it was the craziest fucking thing ever. when i looked back, the cop didnt even bother to go after. he just turned around and left. he didnt have our names yet so we figured we were safe. got home and smoked some shit that was left at the house. never could see me doing that again

i got two stories with different freinds. heres the 1st one...me and 3 of my frends went and got a ounce from a guy. we were smokin wit this guy for about a hour and decide we would leave. we went and smoked 4 blunts then my 1 of my freinds girlfriend called telling him about a guy[uste to be his bestfriend] busted his window at his house. we pulled up at this guys house and my friend was guna beat the shit out of him.well the dude didnt answer so we decided to leave and smoke sum more.well when we was leaving with a blunt lit up a county drove by and my freind was freakin out. the county turned around and drove back by us to stop a guy with a taillight out. i still cant believe he freaked out.

the second 1 was me and a different friend was going to a store to get a blunt wrap. we had already smoked alot b4 we left. so i was thinking to myself wat if we meet a cop, so i put on my seatbelt and told him to put his on.well over the next hill we met a state trooper.see his speedometer was messed up so we didnt kno how fast we was goin.he clocked us doin a 75 in a 45.i had a ounce and a half on me. he only had a blunt. when the trooper pulled us over my friend was nervous and jumpy as hell.the trooper noticed it and told him to calm down he was only gettin a ticket. so i was talkin to the trooper to take sum pressure off my friend.i knew my eyes were blazed but i still made eye contact and talked to him bout if we could get a lesser fine since the speedometer didnt work. i live in a real small town with about 4000 people and it turns out the state trooper uste to go to school with my momma.
i give my friend hell bout freakin out all the time lol.

One day my boss stopped at the 7-11 to get us some drinks...I look out of the truck window and see a Marlboro red flip top box laying in the parking lot....I get out of the truck to see if theres any cigs in it. I shook the box and it rattled a little. I opend it up, there was one joint, one cig, a razor, a 1/4 gram of coke and a straw!!!! Wooooooo Hoooo I hit the jack pot that day.

Karma's a bitch too...another day I'm heading over to score, I had put my 50 dollar bill inside my cig box.....tooling down the road, pulled out the last cig, crumpled the box and threw it outta the window....got to my dealers house and guess what..no money! it just dosent pay to litter...but it does pay to pick it up!