Money Issue`s

So im in a bit of a predicament, Ive got alot of money (hehe) and idk how to spend it without looking like a criminal, i need to buy an apartment and pay bills....what can i tell my landlord?

Don't tell him anything, he won't give a shit where your money comes from as long as you don't cause trouble and pay in full and on time every month without fail. He NEEDS your money so HE can make ends meet also.

yeah dont ask dont tell type of deal. if he asks just say you got it from your mom no one questions a mothers love lol

these are good suggestions, but i want to take this very cautiously..

Tell him you sold your baseball card collection.

It is not so important what you do as what not to do. Do not put the money in a bank account. That is the first place the police look. Also, you can report the money to the IRS as illegal income without any worry of prosecution. You might want to report at least some of the money you have in case you ever get caught. The statute of limitations for income tax fraud is very long. Even gifts are taxable. Of course, you are going to report all cash to the IRS, as every business owner does.

You might want to consider opening a bank account in the name of an EIN Number you will receive from the IRS. That money you will report to the IRS. State law enforcement will not have access to that bank account as the IRS will not tell them who opened the trust with the IRS. The bank account will not be in your name or in your soc sec. number, so there is no way local law enforcement will be able to trace it to you. If you are a California resident, it is not illegal to make a profit selling marijuana to members of you collective who associate with you to collectively cultivate marijuana. If the federal government thinks you got the money from a marijuana operation, they will probably leave you alone. According to Obama, the feds are to make marijuana offenses a low priority. It is important to note that the State, including the BOE cannot look at your federal return.

You other option is to "wash" the money. You can wash money legally or illegally. So long as the state and feds get their tax money the washing is probably legal. But if they get bilked out of thier tax money then the washing is probably illegal. So, if you wash your money simply to protect your privacy from snooping law enforcement, there is nothing illegal with that.

How to wash money:

You can incorporate or create a fictitious business name statement and open a bank account in the name of that business. You can deposit money into a bank account in the name of that business. The business can then write you out a paycheck, which you will pay taxes on. You will report the money you put into the bank account as business income usiness (illegal businee income) and report the money you receive as a business expense and as salary. When your landlord says, "where did you get all this cash?" You will reply, "from my job. Would you like to see my paycheck?"

So long as you are reporting enough money to the IRS and the State to cover your living expenses, they probably wont audit you, and if they do, all they will see is the money you deposited into your bank account, and as you are engaging in illegal activities you can invoke your 5th amendment right on any other questions they may ask you. I want to reiterate, you are to report ALL money to the taxing authorities, even though there is no way they can trace cash not deposited into your bank account.

Noclue said:

So im in a bit of a predicament, Ive got alot of money (hehe) and idk how to spend it without looking like a criminal, i need to buy an apartment and pay bills....what can i tell my landlord?

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is your landlord your mom or somthing?? Iver never heard of a landlord questioning someone about where they got money from......What buissness is it of his?? Ive never had a landlord ask me anything of that nature ever......... Most landlords will be happy if you just pay the rent on time.....why would you think a landlord would even care?? I dont know where you live but where i live (ca) most landlords are greedy dishonest slimmy slum lords......They probably doing more ileagal things then you......Id tell him to fuck off mind his own buissness if it was me......

I'm with FootClan. Your landlord doesn't give a fuck! As far as willingly paying taxes on weed income... To each their own, I guess. I'd just start puttin that shit under the matress so to speak. Ya never know when I big ass pile of money is gonna come in handy.

Yep start a pile under the mattress, lose 10% of it every year due to loss of purchasing power due to inflation. Either that or throw 10% in the toilet each year, same effect.

uh, idk if you wanna do this but it works, illegal as fuck tho. washing money the dirttttyyyy way: buy a piece of expensive equipment, like a used car or concrete pump or some shit. sell it to someone else. simple as that. its easy to convince someone to not write a price on the title of the car, scribble in 500, pay another 100 to put it in your name, sell it but this time write your real sale price in the title. this way it looks like you fixed up a car and sold it.

NoDrama said:

Yep start a pile under the mattress, lose 10% of it every year due to loss of purchasing power due to inflation. Either that or throw 10% in the toilet each year, same effect.

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10% loss sounds good to me considering any other route would have to pay up to 30% in taxes... so net +20% in my book

Also what do you mean "buy" an apartment? You mean buy a condo? or rent an apartment?

Because if you're trying to purchase something in that size then yes, questions will be raised when you show up with a brown paper bag (from under your bed) with stacks and ask for the title. He'll be happy as hell but even if he were to deposit it (which he will); a deposit of $10,000.01 or more the feds automatically get involved, no matter the situation. They will ask him, he will say he got it from you.... theres your ending.

There are a lot of solutions to your problem but the direction you should take will be directly dependent on the variables to the problem.
Hope this wasn't too confusing.

Just depends on what you're trying to accomplish

Apartment and bills ain't shiit.

Buy money orders, and stay away from banks.

know anybody that makes alot of money legally? ask him to write you a cashiers check for whatever you have, then if you get asked, tell them you got it as a gift from him. all the proof will be right there.