My neighbor...

Today my neighbor took me into his house, he was very excited. He led me into his basement and started to show me his plants, about six plants all stunted and over watered with burn and wilting. He was so excited to tell me about what he was doing. He said "that's the purp, see the stems are purple". I wanted to laugh. Hes flowering under a single bulb t8 and miracle grow.

This guy has no clue there's a 16,000 watt garden literally 15 feet away from him. My rooms sealed tight. You can get a good smell in the house during harvest tho which I'm trying to fix but anyways...

My instincts tell me to stay far away from the guy. You know. Smell tell and sell. But then there's a part of me that thinks I should throw him an old tent, fan and light n show him what it is. Not like I would talk him into putting in 16 lights... Even tho it would be a great idea lol... But for real. I wanna stay away n then again I wanna help him out. I would never tell anyone I grow, but should i give him some old equip or at least pointers?

He had a plant hanging that should of been several ounces for its size. It was more like several grams, he has big plants in half gallon pots, its so sad

Wish I got a pic lol

Tell him nothing.

I would keep it on the down low .....if your sucessful now you could ruin it all by letting one wrong person know ......however if he took you to see his grow ...he must think something about you as far as weed goes....why would he invite you into his grow without thinking your a grower already ....

He has an encyclopedia of knowledge at his fingertips.

He knows I smoke. Hes asked me to buy a bag few times n i just give him a bud, Ive always told him I don't sell weed.

He has a garden in his back yard n so do I. We've mentioned growing before in casual conversation but I've always said there's no way my wife would let me, she would take the kids n leave in a heart beat.

I've always played stupid and I do it well. I've known the guy for a long time. I trust him to an extent. Hes just different. His pedigree is not street like at all.

Anyways, that's what my gut was telling me. Just play stupid.

N he also asked me if he should move them out back into the yard n i told him no. Even tho they would do 100x better. I don't want the attention...

I could totally see him getting in trouble for it while I'm next door with 16 lights lol

You could offer advice by comparing his grow to tomato plants that need a butt load of light to blossom.

You have a garden outback and so does he you said above ....well don't you think he's seen your plants if he's your neighbor ....sounds fishy idk if id trust the situation all the way around ......good luck I always stay very low key

jayjay777 said:

He knows I smoke. Hes asked me to buy a bag few times n i just give him a bud, Ive always told him I don't sell weed.

He has a garden in his back yard n so do I. We've mentioned growing before in casual conversation but I've always said there's no way my wife would let me, she would take the kids n leave in a heart beat.

I've always played stupid and I do it well. I've known the guy for a long time. I trust him to an extent. Hes just different. His pedigree is not street like at all.

Anyways, that's what my gut was telling me. Just play stupid.

N he also asked me if he should move them out back into the yard n i told him no. Even tho they would do 100x better. I don't want the attention...

I could totally see him getting in trouble for it while I'm next door with 16 lights lol

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Thanks so much for the punctuation and paragraphs.

A vegetable garden lol

Sounds like you're not in a legal State. I wouldn't say anything at all to him. Please point him to this website so that we can make fun of him and rip him a new one...

Direct him toward ViparSpectra if he wants a cheap, effective light. A single T8 bar? Pitiful if it weren't comical.

Dude, don't do it. I've been in similar situations and have regretted it sorely. Buddy's mom gets cancer, I'm like "errrr um, maybe I could, uhhh teach you how to fish".

Next thing you know, it's like Dr. Seuss in his basement. Fucker pouring water into fabric pots that are completely saturated, "dude why's my floor soaking wet all the time?"

The whole time, homie's got soaking wet feet with a thouie hood inches away from his face. God help me. I'm for real, 2% of people grow their own for a reason. There are some people that just cannot garden worth a damn, and you don't want to be reading about this fool in the local gazette when they find a human-sized lump of charcoal next to his larf factory.

Milliardo Peacecraft said:

Dude, don't do it. I've been in similar situations and have regretted it sorely. Buddy's mom gets cancer, I'm like "errrr um, maybe I could, uhhh teach you how to fish".

Next thing you know, it's like Dr. Seuss in his basement. Fucker pouring water into fabric pots that are completely saturated, "dude why's my floor soaking wet all the time?"

The whole time, homie's got soaking wet feet with a thouie hood inches away from his face. God help me. I'm for real, 2% of people grow their own for a reason. There are some people that just cannot garden worth a damn, and you don't want to be reading about this fool in the local gazette when they find a human-sized lump of charcoal next to his larf factory.

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Firstly, I love your fucking name. Best character from Wing. Secondly, he definitely should have gotten an LED and picked up a book.

Olive Drab Green said:

Firstly, I love your fucking name. Best character from Wing. Secondly, he definitely should have gotten an LED and picked up a book.

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Well after seeing what a snafu he had made of the situation, I politely offered him one of my extra COB rigs. The weirdest shit man, I balanced his nutrient schedule for him, he follows it to the letter, but he cannot figure out how to water his clones. I've never seen anything like it, everything else is on point, and the easiest part of the whole venture is what he's totally fucking up. The one thing I can't do for him, ruins everything with root rot. I wish I could think of a better word than "stupid", and what's worse is there's a lady with liver cancer that could really benefit from not having a fucking goofball son.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, boy that's for sure.

Throw the guy a bone and hook him up with some knowledge n clones..tell him you used to grow.

Corso312 said:

Throw the guy a bone and hook him up with some knowledge n clones..tell him you used to grow.

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Tell him you used to grow while handing him clones, I like your style man!

Milliardo Peacecraft said:

Tell him you used to grow while handing him clones, I like your style man!

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I wouldn't give him the clones, but I'd hook him up with a good connect that has bug free killa genetics.

jayjay777 said:

while I'm next door with 16 lights lol

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Are you stupid? Going into the guys basement was your first mistake. You have much more to lose than that guy. Move, move your home right now.

Tell him that you used to grow, and that if he tells anyone, he'll used to breathe above ground.

Few things are scarier than being buried alive.