Naming your pipe

fscott

Member
My friend and I have created a rule. Pipes should be named after you have gotten thoroughly baked off them. My little pipe is named "Rasta", while my friend's giant, brain-melting pipe is named "Salvador".

Later tonight, I think I'll get baked and name my grinder.

What about you guys?
 

amrcngror

Active Member
i have a pipe that is very "tiny" i call it TINY lol go figure..its like a one hitter but ina pipe lol
 

Nusky

New Member
I named my crack pipe Cracky McCrackerson and my weed pipe Weedy McWeederson. My grinder is called Grinder McGrinderson and my computer is called Computy McComputerson
 

Hepheastus420

Well-Known Member
I named my first Hephaestus hence my username (yes I know it's misspelled). I named it after the Greek god of fire because it's a glass pipe with red twisting through it.
 

Steve French

Well-Known Member
This one bong we used to hit all the time in my smoking circle was named "The Green Bastard" after a Trailer Park Boys character. (It was green in case you didn't figure it out)

Also any bong that is really massive and takes a lot of effort and hacking to clear seems to invariably get named "The Destroyer" or "The Separater". Why the separater? Cause it separates the men from the boys.


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hempshark

Member
I have one bong named NEBOD, which stands for Never Ending Bong Of Doom, because something about it makes bowls last really long. I have another bong that I have named "Chris" for two reasons. First, my best friend Chris gave it to me. But, the funny part is I chose this name because the first time I met Chris he punched me in the face, and that's what this bong does every time you take a hit. It is a monster, just like Chris.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
I call mine butt plug and no one else ever wants to use it and no one ever trys to steal it...
 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
i have a metal one that other ppl named for me... "the ass kicker". I keep it really clean and change the screen all the time... I also mulch my bud so when it hits it fckn kicks your ass, hence the name. I think it's really funny when ppl forget they are using my pipe and hit it like it was there own dirty ass pipe, and then it's just cough city!! fckn hilarious. makes me laugh every time. Stay high!
 
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