Next week on deadliest warrior, Pirates vs Knights...who will win
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KushKing949
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i think the knight will win too
but it would be nice to see the pirate win
but it would be nice to see the pirate win
jahman2222
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A knight will kick a pirates ass in a second, even if he didnt have armor.
dankycheds
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full of rum with a gun pirate
Biggravy22
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If they continue with there trend I'll say the pirate will win. In theory I know the knight will win in a straight up fight, but they'll use some bullshit scenario where the knight is fighting against Davy jones and his crew aboard the black pearl.
Bud Frosty
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Let me know when it's muslims and scientologists.
SikSol
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ROFL!!! muslims would kick tom cruise's ass! I kno they've tried to blow me up many times... lol
As far as the Knight and Pirate, Im going to go with Knight even though in real life I think the pirate would just shoot and kill the knight, but in the show they will make his shot miss somehow then the knights slow klanky ass that cant see out his helmet will kill him. After the ninja/spartan show I have lost respect for this show, its more entertainment with no common sense than actually scientific based comparisons.
As far as the Knight and Pirate, Im going to go with Knight even though in real life I think the pirate would just shoot and kill the knight, but in the show they will make his shot miss somehow then the knights slow klanky ass that cant see out his helmet will kill him. After the ninja/spartan show I have lost respect for this show, its more entertainment with no common sense than actually scientific based comparisons.
Bud Frosty
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Yeah, Tom would definately need taller booster shoes.
Big Joop
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I'll second that. A knight in full plate with either a greatsword or a bastard sword/shield combo would easily take down the pirate, regardless of how many guns the little, more mobile guy had.
However... I'm assuming that if the pirate wins, it'll solely be because he had no armor, decided to cross some body of water, and the armored knight could not follow. He would have to take off his armor, and there is where the friggin' pirate would strike...
All-in-all, my money IS still on the knight though.
Cannabolic
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im gunna go with knights and i stake my rep on it
Louis541
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Lol at Davy Jones on the black pearl. I am pretty sure you're thinkin of the flying dutchman. Damn stoners.
Louis541
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Oh and I'll be the first to say pirates FTW.
You guys been playin too much of that D&D crap. Rots your brains you know. Do you know how fast you can move in that armor? Do you realize that a straight stab with a sword would go straight through that armor? As soon as that pirate gets behind the knight he would be done for. Wait, we are talking about knights from like the darkages and shit right?
I lost respect for that show when a native american beat a roman gladiator. That's just bullshit.
You guys been playin too much of that D&D crap. Rots your brains you know. Do you know how fast you can move in that armor? Do you realize that a straight stab with a sword would go straight through that armor? As soon as that pirate gets behind the knight he would be done for. Wait, we are talking about knights from like the darkages and shit right?
I lost respect for that show when a native american beat a roman gladiator. That's just bullshit.
jahman2222
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Nahh man, kinights are trained to fight, pirates are just rebels with no experience. Theyve go there little one shot hand cannons and thats it.
dahamma
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As soon as the pirate gets behind the knight? I don't know what kind of pirate you are talking about, but I don't think a knight would be down with that hahaha
BLUNTBUSTA
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Guys have we forgotten about One Piece. They'll have one of those super pirates.
CanadianCoyote
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Knights have a code of honor. Pirates don't. So... PIRATE. The PIRATE WILL WIN.
CanadianCoyote
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S'what I'M saying. They need to have Pirate vs. Ninja... so all the Narutards'll STFU.
victozap
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I saw that episode, absolute bullshit. The gladiator smashed the Apache right in the face into the ground and the Apache was fine. It was bullshit all around.