No girl for Heph :).

Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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So me and my girl are done.... Fuck it guys l don't need a girl...what I need is a few girls over with the half of purple flow I'm about to pick up...and some acid (tomorow). Man I'm gonna be soooo gone. Who's ready to party? Let's go pick up some chicks. I'm going after the indie chicks (they are sweet and hot).

Another one bites the dust....
 
mugan

mugan

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dude its gonna feel bad now , but in a while the freedom will make up for it, i mean unless she was like Olivia Munn or somethin . then ad advise you apologize ,, NOW!!
 
ohmy

ohmy

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how long did that one last? i broke a record of two weeks with the last one before she showed that she was fucking nuts...Many dating sites out there, but they are full of wack jobs
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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When's the party? Now and forever. Where? Everywhere (even the white house)

Thanks for the support guys, :). Don't worry though, I bounce back quickly. Now I'm just riding the white smoky dragon...car filled with smoke on my way to pick up my old friend girl (not girlfriend).

The only thing that was required for me to bounce back was to make a thread about it lol. Don't get me wrong, she was great but....nonsense struck lol.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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ohmy said:
how long did that one last? i broke a record of two weeks with the last one before she showed that she was fucking nuts...Many dating sites out there, but they are full of wack jobs
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Damn two weeks? You're a damn player bro lol.

I was with her for a year, and I don't regret it. Strange to say but it's true. If I could go back in time I would do everything the same way.
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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lol, ladyfriend?

i am whacked. smoked some of the shake from my tree & it relly messed me up. i figured it was weak. i am drinkingt oo. i was oging to do some work but i don't feel capable. i will ahve to watch tv and surf for a bit. i would like ot be rodcutive but in reality, it's kind of late.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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medicalmaryjane said:
lol, ladyfriend?

i am whacked. smoked some of the shake from my tree & it relly messed me up. i figured it was weak. i am drinkingt oo. i was oging to do some work but i don't feel capable. i will ahve to watch tv and surf for a bit. i would like ot be rodcutive but in reality, it's kind of late.
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"time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted" :).

Are you enjoying life? If so, then you're being more productive than most Americans lol.

And no problem with the ladyfriend thing, it sounds cool haha.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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Hepheastus420 said:
Damn two weeks? You're a damn player bro lol.

I was with her for a year, and I don't regret it. Strange to say but it's true. If I could go back in time I would do everything the same way.
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ahhhhh I have my dry spells, last one was all most two years with out a girl friend. but the one before the dry spell did a number on me so i needed a break. I do not like one night stands. rather be in a relationship, but women lie and some only want cock that pretend they are looking for a long term relationship along with saying that to all the boys.....OhMy
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Guys, I think I bounce back too fast ha. I mean we broke up and I decided to smoke some DMT to meditate upon this....who the hell trips right after a break up? Fuck it, I'm glad I have the personality I have.

Here this rip is for you awesome friends of RIU, :).
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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ohmy said:
ahhhhh I have my dry spells, last one was all most two tears with out a girl friend. but the one before the dry spell did a number on me so i needed a break. I do not like one night stands. rather be in a relationship, but women lie and some only want cock that pretend they are looking for a long term relationship along with saying that to all the boys.....OhMy
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for sure dude.

Nothing worse than a slut that hides her slutiness. Well then dude, let's party, :).
 
Beansly

Beansly

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Hepheastus420 said:
Guys, I think I bounce back too fast ha. I mean we broke up and I decided to smoke some DMT to meditate upon this....who the hell trips right after a break up? Fuck it, I'm glad I have the personality I have.

Here this rip is for you awesome friends of RIU, :).
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you're gonna be fine dude. If not, we'll be here.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Alright so I just hotboxed the shut outta my car, now time to pick my friend up....I'll be back in 10 minutes or so.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Alright guys I'm back (crazy car ride lol). Ahhhh this girl is sooo cute. Gotta smoke a joint to kill my nervousness. And I gotta play host so peace. Thanks for the support again guys, I wish I could smoke a blunt with all of y'all. Peace and love guys, :). Enjoy life....
 
blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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it sucks losin your chick, but i mean shit you got dank and shit to trip on. plus you gotta a girl at the crib already... GET IN THEAAA
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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SCORE!!!!



....and Heph is back....

I'm gonna miss my ex though, she was truly amazing. But we are still friends so it's all good :).
 
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