Obama Pardons Pinworm

Recently released through my own personal FOIA request, Obama pardoned Pinworm just seconds before leaving office.

To quote Obama, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on Earth. Pinworm is so fab."

We are glad to have him back, right?

Pinworm for life

Life is pinworm

Sometimes you just need to stop and think about how funny this all is.


I think he is trying to pass as Melania. Hey @Blue Wizard, does Bailey Jay do interventions?