Bill95815
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn't choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one. In classic style, he responded without batting an eye...."Got stoned once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn't choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one. In classic style, he responded without batting an eye...."Got stoned once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter."