passin my drug test

porktornado420

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just make sure ur drug test isn't monitored. i think i have heard of q-tabs. is it something u take and u have to piss twice and the 3rd time its garunteed clean? iv heard of that, but u can't take a shit and i guess it makes u really have to shit. but it does work. there is also a thing called a whizinator. its like a dildo on a pair of briefs and pee comes out when u want it to. kinda wierd but i would wear it if it came down to it
 

mr.x007

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whizzanator. 150$ I'd recommend it if you have more than one drug test. I've had drug tests at least once a week for the last 3 years. I've been using something called Tetra Cleanse. Its like 10$ from the local health nutrient store. And i haven't quit smoking yet. Take 4 pills 3 days before my test, just drink a bunch to pee a lot. Also I go for a run at least once a day. keep the fat down, seeing that thc is fat soluble.
 

nashbar

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www.google.com

any means of passing a drug test has been discussed...

what worked for me...

1. not smoking pot
2. exercise

i had to get a real job...

i started the experiment with a detox drink from GNC, it helped me pass about 4hr after drinking the thing with a bunch of water, 6hr after drinking it i failed again...

i used an at home DOT drug test to test my self. it took 11 days for me to go from smoking kind bud several times each day for like a decade to passing a test...

everyday, i excercised 1hr per day and drank tons of water and beer...
 

mr.x007

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alcohol helps clean you out.
Well the only drug test i've failed was on done by lab corp. and i failed for, thc, benzo, and opiates. Still got the job. Who knows why, or how but I got it. As far as the probi, not a one failed yet.
 

nashbar

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i failed a DOT 5 test for everything... i tried

thc, cocaine, heroin, amphetamines and alcohol IIRC

i tried, i still have the results somewhere
 

ChronTons

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whizzanator. 150$ I'd recommend it if you have more than one drug test. I've had drug tests at least once a week for the last 3 years. I've been using something called Tetra Cleanse. Its like 10$ from the local health nutrient store. And i haven't quit smoking yet. Take 4 pills 3 days before my test, just drink a bunch to pee a lot. Also I go for a run at least once a day. keep the fat down, seeing that thc is fat soluble.
Stupid of them to tell you when the test will be. I don't understand that but a good thing for you
 

mr.x007

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^ I used to have random testing. Had to call a number listen for my color. But the FL housing market has my family bent over, so I asked to transfer to a close place. And wa-lah! One UA a week. I'm only court ordered for monthly test, but also am court ordered to the outpatient so I have to follow the out patient guidelines. So ez at this new place. They don't watch you. so I could whip out a bottle, eye dropper, anything if need be.
 

Wh00p

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The best surefire way to really pass a drugtest is fast metabolism, not once but twice i have passed drugtest and at the the same time smoked weed less then a week from the pisspoint.

my body is wired different from most people.
 
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