NOWitall
Active Member
ok so's i get this call about some great weed.
i go down to get it, try a little sample and pick some up.
i get back home and open the bag. before its even out of my pocket i can smell it.
and not in a good way.
the overpowering aroma of some god damned escential oil perfume type shit.
i open the bag and instantly my entire apt smells like a damned dirtleg hippie. (this blanket statement of distaste for the lowest class of hippie/drainbow was brought to you by SOAP, with a grant from the USESOMEFUCKINGSOAP foundation, and the numbers 4, and 5, and the letter K)
so i try some. and everything tastes like perfume for about 4 hours afterwards. i call the dude and hes trying to tell me it was sprayed with opium.
i know what opium tastes like. ive had some damn fine opium. my friend grows poppies, and makes his own opium every year. and this shit aint opium. (maybe soapium, or that damned opium perfume)
so i bitch the guy out. after letting it air out for a couple 5 days alot of the odor has faded. and now i can detect just the faintest hint of mold/mildew under the perfume.
you cant charge 110 for moldy weed that smells like a french whore thats been smuggling patchuli in her snatch.
but am i wrong. i feel cheated. it might be green, it might be all crysnowed. but its not really worth it. even if it is stoney.
i go down to get it, try a little sample and pick some up.
i get back home and open the bag. before its even out of my pocket i can smell it.
and not in a good way.
the overpowering aroma of some god damned escential oil perfume type shit.
i open the bag and instantly my entire apt smells like a damned dirtleg hippie. (this blanket statement of distaste for the lowest class of hippie/drainbow was brought to you by SOAP, with a grant from the USESOMEFUCKINGSOAP foundation, and the numbers 4, and 5, and the letter K)
so i try some. and everything tastes like perfume for about 4 hours afterwards. i call the dude and hes trying to tell me it was sprayed with opium.
i know what opium tastes like. ive had some damn fine opium. my friend grows poppies, and makes his own opium every year. and this shit aint opium. (maybe soapium, or that damned opium perfume)
so i bitch the guy out. after letting it air out for a couple 5 days alot of the odor has faded. and now i can detect just the faintest hint of mold/mildew under the perfume.
you cant charge 110 for moldy weed that smells like a french whore thats been smuggling patchuli in her snatch.
but am i wrong. i feel cheated. it might be green, it might be all crysnowed. but its not really worth it. even if it is stoney.
why on earth would you spray some god awful perfume on weed in the first place