Rate your Penis

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

Send me a pic, and I will heterosexually rate your penis and post the results here. Simple as that.

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@neosapien

8.2/10

Appreciate the curve

Romulanman · Aug 5, 2020

SENT!!!

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@Romulanman

7.9/10

Nice proportion of girth and length

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@Laughing Grass

2.1/10

3d-printed penises don't count, but a C++ for effort

DarkWeb · Aug 5, 2020

I'll try again but I keep getting this.

......

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@GreatwhiteNorth

9.1/10

Epic handlebar pubic hair mustache..bravo sir

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@raratt

8.1/10

Getting creative with props, love the monocle!

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@DarkWeb

7.8/10

Nice uncut sausage, you obviously tan the head to match the skin tone of the shaft, very smart

DarkWeb · Aug 5, 2020

There we go.....please un-zip the file.

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

DarkWeb said:
There we go.....please un-zip the file.

Already gotcha, big boy

DarkWeb · Aug 5, 2020

That was fast....

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

DarkWeb said:
That was fast....

Oh, I can take a dick as fast as ya'll can dish one out...

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@420God

8.8/10

Now that is an impressive tattoo...

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@BarnBuster

8.5/10

The balls....the balls

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@Aeroknow

9.0/10

Extra points for the tool belt

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO

5.4/10

Disproportionate to body size, tapers towards the head

Metasynth · Aug 5, 2020

@shrxhky420

penis/10

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CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO · Aug 5, 2020

Metasynth said:
@CAPTAIN EFFIN FALCO

5.4/10

Disproportionate to body size, tapers towards the head

It's because I called you a pecker inspector huh???

shrxhky420 · Aug 5, 2020

Out-fucking-standing thread!

10 stars for you @Metasynth

PENIS

SH420