S.O.S. Please help me, anyone!!

I just moved across the the country and I don't know anyone! My plant is doing fine, I don't need any help there, but harvest won't be for another two months and I really want to toke before then. . . I don't know anyone out here, so if anyone lives within an hour of murrieta or temecula California and would be willing to help a stranger in dire need I would greatly appreciate it and will make it worth your while. .. . I'll be discreet, and I'll ask the same of you. I'll do all of the traveling, I just need to know where to go. . . I'm not a cop and will pass any test you need to give me in that respect (short of ingesting any harder drugs). Just send me a private message and we'll go from there, thanks in advance!

I'm bored to tears, S.O.S