So someones tryin to robb my plants!!

good_2_go

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Last nite i was in my room at about 2 am window open. I thought i heard sticks break(forest behind my house), then i heard footsteps in my back yard. Then i heard the fence shake like someone was tryin to hopp the fence, that was when my dog came out full tilt, growlin and barkin and scared them away, all i heard was people runnin back into the woods. Now I dont really know what i should do, i would just leave them there but my dog isn't always outside at night. Maybe digg them up and plant them in a pot so then can be put somewhere safe at night? Theres alot of punks where i live:twisted:
Any suggestion would be great
 

RASCALONE

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yeah u might want to move them,it sounds like they want to get those plants,sooner or later thre gonna come up with a plan for your dog so get on it good2go and good luck....rascalone
 

Mr.Pyrex

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leave your backdoor open all night so your dog can hear everything, itll bark if it hears something
 

RASCALONE

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put a plant out there and lace it with some kind of chemical so when they smoke it thell get sick as fuck and never want to come back,lol
 

daddychrisg

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Motion detector lights, and a shot gun should do it...You don't have to shoot them of course, but one shot in the air should detour a young punk.. Mabey some booby traps? Like pop up poster boards of Jorge Cervantes and Britney Spears holding AK47's.What the hell, just shoot one of them...
 

Dr High

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BEAR TRAPS! thats all i got to saw buy lots and lots. thatll do it. then knock them out when there trapped and dispose of their bodies like 5 foot deep and put your plants over that good fertilizer. no one will nkow about it:) hehehe jk jk:)
 

daddychrisg

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how about those huge rat traps? They freakin hurt, and they are really loud! Then you can pick them off with a BB gun..Sounds like fun, can I hang out with ya and get these low life pot thief en butt wipes?
 

Dr High

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you know those old fashioned bear traps in talkin about?? get like 20 and for that im serious they have claw like teeth and you can hide them easily under some dead leaves. you can really get yourself out of those without some help.
 

timfbmx

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surround the area with motion detector lights...so the whole backyard lights up like a damn football stadium. Chain your dog right next to the plants. Put bobwire on top of your fence...set up a hidden camera maybe so u know who they are.
 

Dr High

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isnt all this going to cost alot of money? its no use. maybe barb wire but defenitly BEAR TRAPS MAN!
 

good_2_go

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ohh i already have a good idea of who they are, wont motion detector lights hurt the budding phase?
 

timfbmx

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not if you set it up so there only on for like 10sec. I wouldnt think it would affect em
 

daddychrisg

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I think NGT has it right, and as you should know cfl's don't have good distance with there lumen output, so grab some flood light clfs, and get your air rifle ready to sniper those targets! I still thing the addition of the rat traps for an audio scare would help out also! Mabey a trip wire that turns on a loud speaker that recites that quote from the bible, that was used in Pulp Fiction "And you shall know I am the Lord" ya know the one...GL
 

fdd2blk

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get some of those 3 dollar laser pointers. tape the button down so they stay on. set up a perimeter with them around your plant. that would be funny.
 

good_2_go

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For now I lined the whole top of my fence with 3.5 inch deck screwed in from the inside pointed up at an angle,if some punk tries to grab a hold of that at night hes goin have some hurtin ass hands lol. Next im goin to attach a motion sensor light to the corner of my house right next to my bedroom window. I only have two planted in the ground but they are my biggest and nicest, the rest are in pots.
 

Ethnobotanist

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get some of those 3 dollar laser pointers. tape the button down so they stay on. set up a perimeter with them around your plant. that would be funny.
Priceless.

And it might actually work, too. I know I'd be scared shitless if I saw a little red dot on me.

~Ethno
 

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
Well if the fence is chain link you got a few nice options.If you have a farm and fleet near or fence company you can make the fence and electric fence cheaply and easiely.Now from personal expirence I moved down south once and the local guys thought it was fun to mess with the city boy and had me jump a fence which as I found out was an electric cattle fence..ha ha real fun. hurt like hell when I grabbed it. I was metal fence touchin shy for about a year.A good small car battey charger hooked to the fence plugged in on 12 volt charge does it to.Just turn it on after its clamped to the fence and sleep peacefully til you hear the tell tale svream of electricution its like a bug zapper for humanes.The cattle setup is better though its a single wire threaded along the fence then connected to the amp box on a timer plugged in and whatever time it turns on and is ready. Cattle take a much bigger charge to deter.You taste sulpher for hours and your arms go numb.
 

joedirt420

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Go out and buy the pre-tied fish hooks they come in packs of 10, its a 6-8" piece of fishing line with hook at one end and loop at other. Then go hang them from tree branches all around your plants and towards the direction people would be walking from. Hang them at all different levels. Believe me you get a couple fish hooks buried deep in your skin and you might think twice about coming back.
 
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