jonnynobody
Well-Known Member
I'm sure we all have different stories to tell about how the covid-19 pandemic has affected our lives. I for one would personally like to thank Donald Trump for massively fucking up the country resulting in mass unemployment and an unstable economy. I've been laid off since April and have been getting paid to work on my home, fuck my wife, and expand my garden every single day since. I've nearly re-plumbed my entire house. I rewired all of the electric in my entire garage. I installed security lights on every corner of my home and garage. I've remodeled my bathroom. I've done electrical work in my flower room, painted, and added 2 new lights. I chain sawed up a 30' pine tree in my front yard. I exercise every other day. And I haven't had to see or hear my worthless shit bag co-workers spouting off their favorite fox news talking points in an endless circle jerk as they convince one another that they have it all figured out. I for one hope this moron keeps up the great work. God willing I'll stay on unemployment well through Christmas and by the time this shit show is over I won't have to work anymore thanks to my garden expansion. Thank you Donald Trump for being too incompetent to listen to advisers and science. People like me endlessly thank you. I'm not gonna fucking vote for the dirt bag or anything, but I'm certainly taking personal stock on my life thanks to his horrible decision making. This couldn't have been made possible without his incompetent supporters helping spread the virus. Big shout out to the inbred conservatives that continue to do their part keeping me on unemployment! I'm looking forward to doing more electrical work on my home tomorrow paid for by Donald Trump's endless incompetence. Word to your mother....dirtbag 

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