The Crotch Master 6000

HighPhi

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hahah i have a friend that will remain namless but is quite the sexual explorer and has actually made a version of this machine, along with many other weird and wonderful things.
 

budman226

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wow hold on im gonna ask my girlfriend if she would ever let a machine shove a dildo in her at 350 rpm...........shes down for it........no im just kidding she actually has no vagina she lost it in a jousting accident lol.
 

Taipan

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why is a machine growing pubic hair? or is it there just so it looks more realistic but i bet its made of nylon
 

mogie

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Those are french ticklers just look like pubs. Wait I am innocent I don't know what french ticklers are.
 
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