The Law

What is the most legal trouble you guys have ever gotten into?

drunk tank one night

DIVORCE. Sorry for the caps, but I thought it deserved as much.

Law suit over breach of confidentiality agreement, law suit over trade secret agreement, law suit over answering my business phone in a certain manner (all long long stories), underage drinking, etc. etc. etc.

Never a drug charge! Go figure!

Oh, I won all the law suits and not because of my sorry ass overpaid lawyer but because of my research.

Know your rights! You cannot have your person or property searched without warrant without really good probable cause. Really good probable cause is evidence that would stand up in court without further evidence.

Regarding the divorce thing, here's a piece of advice:

If your old lady starts a 20 minute tirade about leaving the toilet seat up, don't respond with "Your ass is wide enough without the seat".

Trust me.

Possession of marijuana... only thing ever, not so much as a speeding ticket besides that..

other then speeding and trespassing..i got caught with some weed and a bunch of adderall i had to go to jail for the night then sign up for a rehab program where i got tested every 2-4 weeks

the only thing I ever got was underage drinking

Clean wrap sheet.

MIC, 3X marijuana/parif. possesion, petty theft, tobacco and curfew (uderage) I was pretty dumb when I was younger.