Mad Hamish
Well-Known Member
Hi, my name is Hamish and I'm a seedaholic. I like seeds so much I buy them even though I know the odds of me RUNNING them diminish with every purchase. I keep them in my fridge, gloating over them every now and then, pondering the PERFECT moment to soak them and have them spring to life.
I like seeds so much, that last year I got my wife seeds for her birthday, our anniversary, and Christmas. When she raised an eyebrow, I got her two packs of limited Bodhi runs to make up for it. She now lives in Australia. At first I blamed Barneys Farm (the LSD hermed) but now I realise that it was indeed the Critical Mass I got her for her birthday. Should've gone for the OG. Damn you, Mr Nice.
I like them so much, that last year when my friend wanted to buy a few Diesel pips from me, I at first agreed, but later declined as I realised it was a plot. Yes, cunning plot that my wife has set up so she can get some Diesel beans to Australia. Nice try, baby. But no cigarro. She's always wanted my diesel I could see it in her eyes.
Yes, I like them seeds.
I recently lined the wall of my bedroom with seed-packs. Did a great job insulating the room a bit. I realised I needed to do something with the packs I'd planted out, but throwing them away was unthinkable. It would be a terrible day, when I try to remember the name of a seed and having nought to fall back on!
I am in the process of memorizing them one by one. As I am done with one, every day, I put it in a packet and mail it to Australia. There you go, about a decade of dashed hopes as she opens empty pack after empty pack. Revenge is sweet. Serves you right for eyeing my Diesel seeds.
Some say I have a problem and need help. I say BALLS! Hence I started this thread. For other beanfreaks like me. So we can support each other in our pursuit. We can pat each other on the back and say 'Yay, Ye act righteously and with thou integrity held high! Of course you need that limited pre-release. We UNDERSTAND you. Yes sir, you, are one of US'
I like seeds so much, that last year I got my wife seeds for her birthday, our anniversary, and Christmas. When she raised an eyebrow, I got her two packs of limited Bodhi runs to make up for it. She now lives in Australia. At first I blamed Barneys Farm (the LSD hermed) but now I realise that it was indeed the Critical Mass I got her for her birthday. Should've gone for the OG. Damn you, Mr Nice.
I like them so much, that last year when my friend wanted to buy a few Diesel pips from me, I at first agreed, but later declined as I realised it was a plot. Yes, cunning plot that my wife has set up so she can get some Diesel beans to Australia. Nice try, baby. But no cigarro. She's always wanted my diesel I could see it in her eyes.
Yes, I like them seeds.
I recently lined the wall of my bedroom with seed-packs. Did a great job insulating the room a bit. I realised I needed to do something with the packs I'd planted out, but throwing them away was unthinkable. It would be a terrible day, when I try to remember the name of a seed and having nought to fall back on!
I am in the process of memorizing them one by one. As I am done with one, every day, I put it in a packet and mail it to Australia. There you go, about a decade of dashed hopes as she opens empty pack after empty pack. Revenge is sweet. Serves you right for eyeing my Diesel seeds.
Some say I have a problem and need help. I say BALLS! Hence I started this thread. For other beanfreaks like me. So we can support each other in our pursuit. We can pat each other on the back and say 'Yay, Ye act righteously and with thou integrity held high! Of course you need that limited pre-release. We UNDERSTAND you. Yes sir, you, are one of US'
It should be a good one to watch.
