Think you could get the cops to mow your lawn?

ganjaluvr

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those things don't even closely resemble a Cannabis plant..

what a bunch of uneducated assholes eh? I mean seriously...


I think the "kid" that reported the plants.. was up to something. Or trying to test the police department.. to see how clever they really are.

he did a great job if so, because now everyone knows how "intelligent", no wait, stupid and ignorant.. the Corpus Christi Police department

really is!!!!

Nice story though man.. I got a laugh out of it.
 

Dirty Harry

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At least the cops finally did something productive. The cleaned up the park for others to enjoy :)
I wouldn't be surprised if the parks and recreations union doesn't file a grievance with the officers for them doing union work.
 

ukgrower2110

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i seriously dont understand how the fuck those dumb pigs thought they were ganja plants, they look nothing like it, and the kid, he mustve either hated the feds or just wanted to see how thick they are.
 

The Stig

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I found this story on the comments, it's kinda similar... :mrgreen:

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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:


Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried..
Love,
Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
 

Dirty Harry

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Good story. I heard of a similar story where they said drugs were hidden in the stacked logs. Cops came and chopped all the firewood but found no drugs :)
 

Benassi

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Damn, I wonder what chores I could get the officers in my city to do... "There's weed hidden in my dog's poop, I have him eat all my weed, then shit it out so I can ship the poo to my buyers".

I AM GREAT SUCCESS
 

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Well-Known Member
I found this story on the comments, it's kinda similar... :mrgreen:

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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:


Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried..
Love,
Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
that was hilarious,I was just about to post it to.
 

SocataSmoker

Well-Known Member
Damn, I wonder what chores I could get the officers in my city to do... "There's weed hidden in my dog's poop, I have him eat all my weed, then shit it out so I can ship the poo to my buyers".

I AM GREAT SUCCESS
Kinda like the Monkey Shit Coffee Beans, and Cat Shit Coffee Beans? LOL.
 
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