Two sentence joke

StonedGardener

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( we use to tell this one as young kids in Catholic school...what a treat that place was )

Easter is canceled. They found the body.
 

bam0813

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A priest noticed a little boy sitting on the parish stairs holding up a vial of liquid to the sun and rambling to himself so he approached the boy and asks the boy what is that vial of liquid? The boy replies, this is the most powerful liquid on earth. The priest says that’s impossible son as he removed a vial of holy water from his jacket. He says son this is he most powerful liquid on earth, it’s holy water and just 2 drops on a pregnant woman’s belly and she’ll pass twins. The little boy laughed and said, this is turpentine I put 2 drops on my cats ass and he passed a motorcycle
 
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