unicorns eat 24 babies, flying octopus blamed.

clownfreak9000

clownfreak9000

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Tradigity strikes today as the town of Nowgargle Mineballs was brutally attacked. There were 34 total victim's. including 24 babies that were reported to have been devoured by pink unicorn's. The unicorns are currently residing in klomonka maximum security housing unit #3564875. At the time we believe the unicorns were high on pcp and methamphetamine. more as we learn.
 
clownfreak9000

clownfreak9000

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Ok we just got conformation, the flying octopus supplied the unicorns with toxic pcp and methamphetamine. A warrent has currently been issued and police are issuing a 125,000$ reward for information leading to the arrest of the giant flying octopus drug dealer monster
 
clownfreak9000

clownfreak9000

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I'm not one to complain if i get it free I'm gonna use it to smoke w friends that smoke brick and save the good shit for me and my buds who smoke good shit to :)
 
clownfreak9000

clownfreak9000

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typing is difficult and i just find it easier to type the easiest word to type agian phones are a pain in the ass to type from. and I'm actually. really smart i was alway grades above everyone else in school but a few od's. partying. and drugs may have reduced my iq lol idc though I'm gonna back to school for botony :
 
see4

see4

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yea man fo sho i be thinking you has been smarter than many when you comes to reading tha books and stuff, but whatever people says, you be like chill and thats cool and all. actually, what you think. When people be on like whatever you not so smarter becuz drugs and partying and stuff? right? but i totalie see why you want to be in botony schoolz or whatever, becauz you can grow weeds and shit. for reelz

That's what you sound like. This is how painful it is to read your garbage.
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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I am the walrus...coo coo cachoo
[video=youtube_share;QFwg2iXBjuo]http://youtu.be/QFwg2iXBjuo[/video]
 
clownfreak9000

clownfreak9000

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Man i can already tell its gonna be a racial thing, I'm not replying anymore to you. I don't like racist and that shit was racist as fuck.... wut it matta if a blak man talk li dat na mien mayb it were i b from foo you ever thought of that? Yeah i bet not fuckin saltine lookin mother fucker
 
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