Unwritten rules of posting on a forum

Commander Strax

Commander Strax

Well-Known Member
I know that there are actual rules but I think one of the unwritten rules that I saw broken today

1. Don't post exactly the same question 4 times in 4 different subsections at the same time.
 
chewberto

chewberto

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It's like throwing darts! They wanna see which thread sticks! Which one scores the most information in return!

I think we should have a general thread for "is she ready yet" or "how much will I yield" or "is this male" cause I never seen one thread about any of these topics ;)
 
hsfkush

hsfkush

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chewberto said:
It's like throwing darts! They wanna see which thread sticks! Which one scores the most information in return!

I think we should have a general thread for "is she ready yet" or "how much will I yield" or "is this male" cause I never seen one thread about any of these topics ;)
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FDD started a thread like that back in 2008 or something, it's still going and has over 1000 pages.

Here are some unwritten "laws" on the internet if that counts.

1). Your opinion is obviously a fact, never back down even if you're wrong.
2). Remember, you're behind a monitor, never be afraid to tell people exactly what you think of them!
3). Always lie, make sure you exaggerate to the fullest extent on all of your home made stories.
4). Your forum avatar is a genuine reflection of your personality(What's the matter kid, don't ya like Clowns?!)
5). If you see someone typing in a "text fashion" immediately abuse them for being an illiterate bellend who has never seen a text book in his/her life.
 
slowbus

slowbus

New Member
don't link your photobucket when you post.Uncle Buck will find out about your shrimp dick.

****rule doesn't apply to women with sexy pics on photobucket
 
see4

see4

Well-Known Member
Another unwritten rule, formulate grammatically correct sentences, as best you can. This, obviously, in place, so that others do not have to strain in thought trying to figure out what the fuck you say. Seriously, takes little effort to accomplish.

Reverse Translated:

anothur rule you cans make is to make good sentenses and stuff fur people to better reed what you said and they dont get all gramer nazi on everyone. its not so hard to do.
 
kinetic

kinetic

Well-Known Member
see4 said:
Another unwritten rule, formulate grammatically correct sentences, as best you can. This, obviously, in place, so that others do not have to strain in thought trying to figure out what the fuck you say. Seriously, takes little effort to accomplish.

Reverse Translated:

anothur rule you cans make is to make good sentenses and stuff fur people to better reed what you said and they dont get all gramer nazi on everyone. its not so hard to do.
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You're missing an 'it' before takes.
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

Well-Known Member
Anytime you see someone getting mad for whatever reason.... quote their post, and slap in a "u mad" gif.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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We shuld have a porno thread. Share all the crap that makes you moist thread for the ladies. For the men we could call it the perverted palace. Just throwing that out there!
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
When losing an argument, or you have nothing left positive to say, break out cartoon images and gifs that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand as this means you automatically win every argument / debate..

Also, don't forget to call any and every one who has a differing point of view as you a racist.. same as above, means you automatically win at life and they suck..
 
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Wilksey

Well-Known Member
Rule number 3...

With RARE, rare, RARE exceptions, ignore users who have post counts greater than the total number of posts you have EVER MADE since the "birth of the web". Outside of mods, these people are usually bat-shit crazy, idiots, trolls, or a combination of all three, and add absolutely nothing useful to any given topic.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Thats a good idea commander u shuld do it . Ass naked with the sunni tat across your heart. I bet that would make her month!

Rule # 4 if your balls almost hit the floor u cant hit on sunni!

That rule has nothing to do with you commander that ones for the senior citizens.
 
chewberto

chewberto

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Rule number ugh! Always degrade a person who starts a thread like an asshole and demands information!
 
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