URGENT!!!! Ever used synthetic urine?

I'mSimplyStoned

I'mSimplyStoned

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Pending drug test for a job, need quick assistance my fellow RIU members!

Anyone have any suggestions based on experience?

Was thinking if I purged my system with tap water for a couple hours before hand. Ideally 3 gallons in 2-3 hrs. Theoretically id urinate practically pure water, what is in there; would be so diluted that hopefully it wouldn't matter.

Other option is syn urine. Things like Urine Luck?


Thanks!!!!
 
jcdws602

jcdws602

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In most places they know when you purge your system.......don't you know someone clean or have younger relatives/siblings?? Then you just put it in a small container strapped to your inner thigh to keep body temp.
 
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I'mSimplyStoned

I'mSimplyStoned

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jcdws602 said:
In most place they know when you purge your system.......don't you know someone clean or have younger relatives/siblings?? Then you just put it in a small container strapped to your inner thigh to keep body temp.
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Actually JUST found someone, what container will retain moisture, AND heat?
 
dadio161

dadio161

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My son and daughter in law use the synthetic urine when they test . works every time. I would NOT drink 3 gallons of water in three hours. You will get major sick and very well could die. too much water in a short time is bad for you.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Just take a small empty pill bottle with screw on lid. Wash and put clean urine or synthetic in it and hold under you armpit til the test. Take it out, pour in test cup, put bottle under armpit again, piss in toilet, hand cup back to tester.

All of this assuming its not like the military where they watch you.
 
dadio161

dadio161

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GOOGLE "water toxicity "
Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning or dilutional hyponatremia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by over-hydration.
Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare. Nearly all deaths related to water intoxication in normal individuals have resulted either from water drinking contests in which individuals attempt to consume large amounts of water, or from long bouts of exercise during which excessive amounts of fluid were consumed.[1] Moreover, water cure, a method of torture in which the victim is forced to consume excessive amounts of water, can cause water intoxication.
Water, just like any other substance, can be considered a poison when over-consumed in a specific period of time. Water intoxication mostly occurs when water is being consumed in a high quantity without giving the body the proper nutrients it needs to be healthy.[2]
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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dadio161 said:
GOOGLE "water toxicity "
Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning or dilutional hyponatremia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by over-hydration.
Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare. Nearly all deaths related to water intoxication in normal individuals have resulted either from water drinking contests in which individuals attempt to consume large amounts of water, or from long bouts of exercise during which excessive amounts of fluid were consumed.[1] Moreover, water cure, a method of torture in which the victim is forced to consume excessive amounts of water, can cause water intoxication.
Water, just like any other substance, can be considered a poison when over-consumed in a specific period of time. Water intoxication mostly occurs when water is being consumed in a high quantity without giving the body the proper nutrients it needs to be healthy.[2]
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This has happened a lot in basic training. They force you to drink a canteen full of water every hour when it is hot.

Certain medicines can make it happen easier.
 
jcdws602

jcdws602

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One time they had a contest on a radio show,the prize was a nintendo wii.......well the contestants had to see who could drink the most water.........well the lady that won later died at home because she drank too much water.......true story.
 
WHODAT@THADOR

WHODAT@THADOR

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Used to cheat em all the time...Like above said clean urine in small shampoo container from walmart like this

Add tostie toe for good measure will stick to side to keep warm for however long just like on a wizanator
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Those are all you need if you have clean pee to put in
 
dadio161

dadio161

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I would recommend the synthetic urine. If you are a guy , you can use an athletic supporter with the pouch for a cup to sneak into testing area. Will also keep temp close to body temp.
 
blowincherrypie

blowincherrypie

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Buddy I went to school with swore on glue bottles.. That way even if they were over your shoulder you could still give them a couple squirts at the end for good measure..
 
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arson420

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dont use synthetic urine or flush your system. get somebody with clean piss to fill up a small bottle for you.

On the way to your appointment throw said bottle in your car engine yep your car engine. Take it out wrap it in cloth and stuff it under your armpit. You want it to be warm when you put it in the cup at the very least. too hot and too cold and it will fail. You can use a fish tank temperature sticker if your paranoid but ive never had a problem just winging it. I figure my armpit after 15m of waiting keeps it at a normal temp.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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Short term flushing does not work.
Your levels will likely still be above the minimum, and your piss will be clear (part of the criteria to check).
They'll turn it down & make you retest at best.
FWIW
 
I'mSimplyStoned

I'mSimplyStoned

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Okay, I have obtained some clean urine, and am going to try the engine trick, any suggestions for storage?

EDIT: imma make sure I warm said engine up beforehand as well, its lower 50s here this time of year.
 
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