Venomous penile appendage

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2016

• #1

While I was camping this weekend mosquitos decided they really liked the taste of my sweet cocoa butter olive bronze epidermis.

Most notably, I have a large mosquito bite on the business end of my greasy pickle.

So......... Who's gonna suck the poison out?

 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2016

• #2

"Kemosabe, Dr say you gonna die"

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2016

• #3

Bob Zmuda said:

While I was camping this weekend mosquitos decided they really liked the taste of my sweet cocoa butter olive bronze epidermis.

Most notably, I have a large mosquito bite on the business end of my greasy pickle.

So......... Who's gonna suck the poison out?

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tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2016

• #4

I bet the swelling from the mosquito bite makes your penis look bigger. I always try to find the silver lining to any cloud...

 

Indacouch

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #5

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #6

tyler.durden said:

I bet the swelling from the mosquito bite makes your penis look bigger. I always try to find the silver lining to any cloud...

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Yes now I'm TWO inches long.

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2016

• #7

Bob Zmuda said:

Yes now I'm TWO inches long.

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Aeroknow

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #8

 

Bob Zmuda

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2016

• #9

Bob and the angry inch.

 

srh88

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #10

Bob Zmuda said:

Bob and the angry inch.

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tangerinegreen555

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #11

You can probably rub the itch out...

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #12

srh88 said:

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srh88

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #13

Bob Zmuda said:

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it could be worse..

 

srh88

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #14

Bob Zmuda said:

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you been requested on tc little man

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Aug 1, 2016

• #15

srh88 said:

you been requested on tc little man

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Aww fuck. Gary and stoned farmer already derailed my trimming earlier. Hold on. Lemme go get some beer from da bodega. Then I'll be on