northerncaligrown
Well-Known Member
So John has a business trip away from home and will be gone for 1 month. His wife is a very sexual person and he doesnt want her cheatin on him. He goes to the sex shop to see if he can find something to keep her satisfied while he is gone. John tells the owner about his situation. The owner says don't worry, i got the perfect thing. He pulls out a box with what looks like a dildo inside. This is voodoo dick, it'll fuck anything on command, observe. "voodoo dick, wall!" The voodoo dick was bangin the shit outta the wall!" voodoo dick,case!"The owner ordered it back! John couldnt be happier and buys it. When he returns home he gives it to his wife. He gives her a littel demo of what voodoo dick can do.The next morning the man goes to his business trip. Later in the evening the wife gets voodoo dick."voodoo dick,pussy!" she screamed! Voodoo dick was bangin the shit outta her. It gave her multiple orgasms for over the course of 3 hours. She is extremly exhausted and forgot how to call off voodoo dick! She doesnt want it anymore but doesnt know what to do. So she gets in her car is about to go the the hospital when she get pulled over by CHP! The officer says" ma'am do you know who fast you were going?" Sir please, its an emergency, I gotta voodoo dick in my pussy that needs to be removed. the officer responds" Voodoo dick my ass!" 
