NevaSmokedOut
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fast food for me. throw me in an element where i can't have anything i smell and see and snot-nose ass customers always complaining about the food or service would drive me insane.
What Job Would You Hate To Have/ Never Work For?
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Carne Seca
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ass wiper for the rich and famous.
Winter Woman
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Security guard in a very large unoccupied commercial building at night.
420God
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Lol, my sister's like 90lbs and works for Securitas doing exactly that.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
man, don't any of you people watch dirty jobs with mike rowe? lol.. anyhoo's, i've seen mike do some jobs that you couldn't pay me enough to ever even think of doing..
i think number one on that list would be septic tank cleaner.. you've got to hook up a large hose to someones shit tank basically, and suck in the lovely order that comes out of that hole as the lovely stuff from inside of the hole goes into your truck.. once the truck is full, you've got to go and dump it all out and breathe the stank in all over again.. not for me..
another one that looked like it stunk, literally, was this place that takes dead animals and make skeletons out of their bones.. they have to use several processes to help remove any dead skin or muscles or what have you from the bones first. one of these methods was by using water and boiling the bones.. can you imagine the stench that must come from that lovely witches brew on a hot summers day?? ever smelled a dead mouse or anything rotting on a hot day?? omg, puke a rama, lol..
hmm. another one i can think of as well.. road kill removal crew.. again, pretty much for the same reasons as above job.. dead animals stink, and maggots do more than freak me out.. again, not for me..
one last one for shits and gigles that you won't catch me doing any time soon.. idk what the name of the job even is, but what they do is go around to all of the farms in the area and remove any dead animals, and put them on the back of a truck, and take them to this big factory where they skin them, and then grind the carcus up to use as say dog food and people food as in meat byproducts.. again, no effing way you're going to catch me riding around in the big dead meat wagon picking up dead cows and shit.. nada way..
i think number one on that list would be septic tank cleaner.. you've got to hook up a large hose to someones shit tank basically, and suck in the lovely order that comes out of that hole as the lovely stuff from inside of the hole goes into your truck.. once the truck is full, you've got to go and dump it all out and breathe the stank in all over again.. not for me..
another one that looked like it stunk, literally, was this place that takes dead animals and make skeletons out of their bones.. they have to use several processes to help remove any dead skin or muscles or what have you from the bones first. one of these methods was by using water and boiling the bones.. can you imagine the stench that must come from that lovely witches brew on a hot summers day?? ever smelled a dead mouse or anything rotting on a hot day?? omg, puke a rama, lol..
hmm. another one i can think of as well.. road kill removal crew.. again, pretty much for the same reasons as above job.. dead animals stink, and maggots do more than freak me out.. again, not for me..
one last one for shits and gigles that you won't catch me doing any time soon.. idk what the name of the job even is, but what they do is go around to all of the farms in the area and remove any dead animals, and put them on the back of a truck, and take them to this big factory where they skin them, and then grind the carcus up to use as say dog food and people food as in meat byproducts.. again, no effing way you're going to catch me riding around in the big dead meat wagon picking up dead cows and shit.. nada way..
420God
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Ha ha ha!!! My brother does septic and I do roadkill pickup.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
no way, and your sister does security at the amityville horror at nights too right?? jesh, where the hell do you live at, lmao..
420God
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I have an incredibly strange family. My other sis is a model and just came back from Germany. I guess we chose the oddball career paths.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol. yah, i'd say.. aint no way i'd be doing that shittin job, lol..
oh well.. just tried to give you some rep, but i've got to spread the love first.. i'll get you back for that for sure, anyone who picks up dead road kill for a living deserves some rep in my eyes, lol...
UncleBuck
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i would not mind. i have almost zero sense of smell.
i have picked up a nose for ganja.
420God
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I turn them into compost using the manure from my farm.
dirtsurfr
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I just put out my ladies and when I was buring them I got a little into the fish in the bottom of the hole,
they were put in there 2 weeks ago talk about STINK!!!
Padawanbater2
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Celebrity reporter/paparazzi, could you imagine a more insignificant existence? Report and gossip on the lives of famous people for a living...
Anything in a cubicle, holy shit
Not sure I'd ever be a coroner or mortician, that shit would probably be pretty depressing.
Anything in a cubicle, holy shit
Not sure I'd ever be a coroner or mortician, that shit would probably be pretty depressing.
thump easy
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i d probably hate to be a gynocologist my budies dad is one n he was been married 3 tyms n is divorced n has relationship on n off my budy ses the desensitised himself from the pussie meaning he doesnt get aroused so easly wich make his girls disapeer fuck if i had to open pussy all day i would love it. but guess what its like growing you do it long enough wen it cums time to cut man my neck just fucken hurts n well i usto say the same for tatooing i got into it but man it realy sucks everyone wants a deal non of your friends apreciat the work n you meat all kinds of weirdoes like jelous boyfriends crazzy tweekers drunks people whos kids just get all your shit n rip it n the dont say a mother fucken thing people abandon their kids at the shop people run out people steel n people come to your house at 3 in the morning well i did get laid alot, n my friend actualy fucked up a cops tatoo mispelled the daughters name n spelled family famly ow man talk about fucking up all of phx police were outside waiting for us man he didnt even try to fuck it up it just was one of those days jajajaja well we did get laid alot i guess but it turns into a job fuck that. anything turns into a job like pussy count me out! i dont want to be desensitized i want the punnanie like i want my beer. n like the plant want water 
n free tatoos for all the police force owww the guy was a good guy but like i sead it was just one of those days we fixed it made it look like nothing ever happend but like i sead becarefull what u wish for it just might come tru
n free tatoos for all the police force owww the guy was a good guy but like i sead it was just one of those days we fixed it made it look like nothing ever happend but like i sead becarefull what u wish for it just might come tru