Fair enough.
Clip a 1/4" off only one of them and mix them into a huge pile. See how long it takes to find the shortest straw. Claim victory...dance an shit.
What would you do with 20000 6 inch cocktail straws...
- Thread starter Actuosity
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Fair enough.
Clip a 1/4" off only one of them and mix them into a huge pile. See how long it takes to find the shortest straw. Claim victory...dance an shit.
neosapien
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Those are terrible terms. I can negotiate a way better deal for you. PM me with a little about your chick and some recent 2x2 color photos of her and I'll draw up a contract. I'll forego my normal rate of $2000 for a 1/4oz and 100 6" cocktail straw dicks.
Actuosity
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I appreciate the opportunity at a professional opinion, however I've learned through my years with women renegotiation just ends with less! However I'll happily share straws just pay the shipping and handling (fine print 99$) and there yours free.
lokie
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Jimmyjonestoo
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This is really the best option.
Actuosity
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Im acctually walking around to restaurants this afternoon lolTake them to Malibu. Then stand outside of restaurants selling them as loosies.
Bitches will buy them bitches love straws.
