Win A Digital Ph Pen!

This one is more for the newbies here, but anyone can enter (aside from the mod's). The pen is brand new and untouched by human hands since leaving the factory in China. It also measures in .01 increments for that extra peace of mind.

All you have to do, and this one is so easy, is to create a poem or verse to do with cannabis. It can be funny, melancholy, sombre or just simply poetic.

Please be original.

I will be the overall judge, although public opinion will also help sway my decision.

Forgot tomention the closing date for the competition is 15/01/08 (that's 01/15/08 for you guys in the US)

my internets down so im on my mobile i cant write the poem how i would like so my next post wil be my poem 4 the contest called Indica Stone each line will be finished by a fullstop

wait that was a year ago?!

I don't want no haze i want an indica stone.
With a killer buzz that goes straight to my dome.
Gonna have to smoke, some more of this haze.
Im really hoping, only for a few more days.
Wont be long now till i get some cheese.
It always hits the spot and knows how to please.
I smoke the haze when i wake.
Not strong enough for my mind to escape.
Waiting for the cheese fills me with hate.
Just need to be patient just got to wait.

yeah skb we in 08 now

Tiny green hawks glide on slim brown tethers
'Tween flourescent sky and rockwool plain
I strain to see, and count their feathers
I know they've come to ease my pain

Fcuk!!!!!! Yeah ok, it ends 15/01/08 or 01/15/08 for you guys in the US. I've just had a pm from somebody so the deadline may be extended by a couple of days.

Thanks for the efforts so far.

Evil Buddies said:

I don't want no haze i want an indica stone. With a killer buzz that goes straight to my dome. Gonna have to smoke, some more of this haze. Im really hoping, only for a few more days. Wont be long now till i get some cheese. It always hits the spot and knows how to please. I smoke the haze when i wake. Not strong enough for my mind to escape. Waiting for the cheese fills me with hate. Just need to be patient just got to wait.

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This is good EB, thankyou...

SoloGro57 said:

Tiny green hawks glide on slim brown tethers
'Tween flourescent sky and rockwool plain
I strain to see, and count their feathers
I know they've come to ease my pain

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Beautiful... very poetic. Thankyou solo'.

Hers my first shot at it....

As the days roll on by, as light changes to dark
I sit back on my couch with the feeling of contempt and love in my heart.
We relaxe close together as if we were one.I reminice of old time stories, oh what fun.
I sink further into my couch with a smile on face, my eyes heavy, and far, deep into space.
I think, do you remeber way back when...back when we first met?
I was nothing more then a 13 year old child just beging to get his feet wet..
You were hanging out with my friend,chilling, having the greatest of times.
I vividly remember the sounds of laughter,giggles ,the smells of fresh BBQ.
As I entered this new circle of friends I almost passed you on by
I hesitated at first ,knowing you not.I took my seat .Nervous ,was not I.
Three friends sitting, laughing, enjoying the life.A few smiles here a few snickers there.
A new friend ship we forged.Times and adventures no man every could afford.
Now today I am grown, with all of these memories etched and stoned.
Years of delight.Thousands of hours bent,days lost in time good times, yes we have spent.
I drift on that couch as day falls to night.I thank the lord above for his creation he brought to light..
Sleep takes me now but you are friend.FilthyFletch and ganja,a matched perfect 10.

Call it a drug, start a war just for it,
now were in Afghanistan where they grow weed forests.
It never hurt no one, could cure the whole world,
it's a beautiful plant, so long as its a girl.
Community is truly what makes us all human,
nothing can replace the bond of a blunt and a few men.
We tend to do research on how to grow our own,
and play the role of God with our lamps to grow stoned.
I smile everytime I read the clock at 4:20,
weed's the best gift that could ever come from me.
I calculate my setup for the maximum yield,
I lay in bed dreaming of a marijuana field.
Why is it illegal? Why does anybody care?
We speak to deaf ears, is there anybody there?
So grow on farmers, were all doing the good deed,
and spread the love and hope of a world full of weed.

Another two excellent entrants. I'm going to need a hand choosing a winner... I should've realised that cannabis and creativity go hand in hand.

Great job so far guys.

when i ain't got no ganja I'm chilling in my bed,
thinking where can i get that hit that goes to my head.

tossing and turning a mind full of thoughts.
i think i may have dropped some of that ak i bought.

i go downstairs looking for my green
searching under the computer desk and behind the screen.

im still searching but thinking fuck me this is drastic
i would smoke the soap bar but im not into smoking plastic.

still no luck i decide to head for my pit
walking up the stairs i find a little bit

jump up shout yes then go and find the bong
fill up the gauze so i can fucking mong

thats it im going to bed now stoned
i do hope the missus is ready to get boned

Its hard to find some good weed.
So i decided to pot some seed.
I bought a hps for some extra lumen.
So now my flowering girls are blooming.
When something is wrong i cry and yelp.
But at rollitup theres someone who'll help.
Thanx to u all my plants are amazing.
And i got some good shit that i am blazing.

i can keep them coming all day long. U all better go and load up ur bong.

hays for horses

grass is cheaper

roll us a joint

and lets smoke some reefer..........

my next post is a reggae song i just wrote so try to read it as a reggae song instead of a poem. If only l could sing it to u .

Evil Buddies said:

my next post is a reggae song i just wrote so try to read it as a reggae song instead of a poem. If only l could sing it to u .

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ha ha ha. Thanks for that EB, but I think we'll all be happier just reading the words...

Evil Buddies said:

my next post is a reggae song i just wrote so try to read it as a reggae song instead of a poem. If only l could sing it to u .

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We a love the marijuana.
It helps to keep us a calmer.
Thats why i am a marijuana farmer.
I grow it all year round.
I even love the way me fan a sound.
It is good for meditation.
Make u feel a good sensation.
Is the only way that i know.
Is to let the marijuana grow.
It a keep me mind a whole.
Brings joy inna me soul.
Its not doing any harma.
Thats why they should legalise marijuana.

skunkushybrid said:

ha ha ha. Thanks for that EB, but I think we'll all be happier just reading the words...

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With my voice i think ur right