Yardie Dealers............love em hate em........

bloomfields

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Can i sleep for 2 weeks until my ladies are ready ? will i survive ? or shall i go get ripped off again by my dealer ...i might add no green may result in the murder of my other half hahaa im only in this state as i had to move house arghhhhh:wall:
 

Bilstaaa

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ahhh, dont blame you, i only buy weed now when my dealer gets it, i only have 1 dealer now, he always has the best weed about and he sorts me out as im always getting him new customers ;) Now im diving into the world of growing hehe, cant wait, Want to try and get hold of some proper uk cheese and buy as much as possible to try and get seeds! i got some proper uk cheese abouta year ago, but i knew nothing about growing so didnt keep the feew seeds we found, really gutted!
 

bloomfields

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ahhh, dont blame you, i only buy weed now when my dealer gets it, i only have 1 dealer now, he always has the best weed about and he sorts me out as im always getting him new customers ;) Now im diving into the world of growing hehe, cant wait, Want to try and get hold of some proper uk cheese and buy as much as possible to try and get seeds! i got some proper uk cheese abouta year ago, but i knew nothing about growing so didnt keep the feew seeds we found, really gutted!
i have Exodus cheese , will never lose it , best plants i ever saw :))
 

d.s.m.

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ahhh, dont blame you, i only buy weed now when my dealer gets it, i only have 1 dealer now, he always has the best weed about and he sorts me out as im always getting him new customers ;) Now im diving into the world of growing hehe, cant wait, Want to try and get hold of some proper uk cheese and buy as much as possible to try and get seeds! i got some proper uk cheese abouta year ago, but i knew nothing about growing so didnt keep the feew seeds we found, really gutted!
I'm pretty sure true UK Cheese is a clone-only strain.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i highly doubt you got exodus cheese from a seedbank, likely some sort of cross. the exodus collective are from down south uk. i similarly doubt that bilstaaa got seeds from his unless he had a male or a hermie in with the cheese. me and a group of people have tried allsorts to get it to herm and it wont budge. from light to cold stress to HST you name it no go.

not trying to be a dick but its pretty unlikely youve got the real deal
 

Bilstaaa

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How south? And yeh there was only 1 or 2, and this was from quite a few different bags, Just because you couldnt get seeds, doesnt mean theres not any out there, not being a dick or anything.
 

bloomfields

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i highly doubt you got exodus cheese from a seedbank, likely some sort of cross. the exodus collective are from down south uk. i similarly doubt that bilstaaa got seeds from his unless he had a male or a hermie in with the cheese. me and a group of people have tried allsorts to get it to herm and it wont budge. from light to cold stress to HST you name it no go.

not trying to be a dick but its pretty unlikely youve got the real deal

They were seeds purchased by myself in Estoril, and are the real deal , you can buy uk cheese seeds , your living in the 80's, sorry, not being a dick ..........
 

Don Gin and Ton

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hahah no you cant buy seeds from a clone only strain. this arguyments been had a million times on riu. you can buy several companies knock off s1 seeds crossed with afghani and other shit and maybe out of say 20-30 beans youll pop a cheesey pheno. closest ive had was blue cheese. there are a few seed co's in the uk and holland saying they have reverse sexed the cheese and got good reliable beans but ive yet to try all of them. im not living in the 80's man. your misinformed.

did you get these seeds from a company or individual? either way they are crosses. or a similar strain like psychosis or blues/livers.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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you could buy them from potpim.com which is now closed. i wouldnt bother with big buddha or GHS, theres a user kncoking about here called xodus mission who is working the strain too for commercial release. but like i say traight exodus is clone only.

history leson for you all:

The Exodus Cheese(clone only) has been in the U.K for over 20 years and has been very popular around the Bedfordshire region and Birmingham (Midlands) since late 80's. Cheese Pheno was first found in the late 80's in a pack of 15 Sensiseeds Skunk#1 that was originally bred by American breeder living in the netherlands called Sam the Skunkman.
The Cheese Pheno was found by a grower from Abbots Langley just 16 miles away from Luton (UK) who was a Boaty on the grand union canal in a disused garden center situated at Hunton Bridge, Abbots Langley.
Spiral Tribe, an old music group were there for a while fitting a music rig into their coach,during this time Spiral Tribe recieved the Cheese pheno from the Boaty and from there it passed to the Exodus crew[a underground music movement who traveled around the UK, originaly from Haz manor Luton, Bedfordshire area]who have kept the original strain still to this day[in clone], After recieving the clone Exodus crew decided to name it Cheese and this was not because it smelt or tasted anything like the edible cheese but because it had a distinctive stench a smell different from other skunks,a smell which lingers so much the word which best described it was cheese hence the name.

The cheese smell is one of the strongest pungent moorish smells you could ever smell, it has earthy musky with a slight fruity licourice taste with rich skunky smell, its that sublime old school flavour from back in the days ,which is again available for us thanks to the Exodus crew. Exodus Cheese buds look lime green with high calyx to leaf ratio, the buds grow like whispy corn pods, foxtail off nicely and are covered in glistening T.H.C crystals and are also very sticky and a decent carbon filter would be needed.
The Strength of Exodus Cheese can vary depending on flowering times and it also depends 100% on the growers methods and experience just like with most cannabis plants, from my personal experience growing the cheese i would harvest week 8-9 for a trippy high buzz but if your looking for medicinal value i would flower Cheese for 10-12 weeks for that narcotic couchlock effect, 12 weeks Cheese will give you the effect of extreme lazyness and is very sleepy buzz and is good for those with eating disorders but it will have to be takeaway.I have been growing Exodus Cheese since 2002 and smoking since 1994, it was passed to me by an old Exodus crew member in his early 50's and he said he had been smoking it for years and its strongest skunk going around since late 80's, ive had this clone only plant in my mother room ever since and the only other strains that could compare to this are like eg OG Kush,East Coast Sour diesel(clone only).

I would say Exodus cheese(clone only) is one of the best Elite cannabis strains out there, because you can not say one strain is the best in the World, there are so many flavours and strengths of Cannabis out there and i would be ignorant to think that Exodus Cheese is the best strain in the World ,but it certainly is one of the best. Before BigBuddha released his cross version of Cheese x Afghan into Hightimes cup hardly anyone had heard of it, exept the UK homegrower, so after BB took won the cup every homegrower around the Globe wanted that stenchy sublime old school Cheese skunk in there garden, but with BB Cheese you will be lucky to get anything close pheno to the real exodus Cheese but this is the only way others around the World will get to taste Cheese unless they sum how manage to obtain the real clone,it is just like with ECSD it is also only available in clone but most of us are satisfied with seed version becuase that will the closest most of us will get to tasting the real deal.

Exodus Cheese(clone only) is now available around most parts of Europe and i have also heard sum growers in the States & Canada claim they have it now also,i have seen so many growers in the UK claim they had the real Exodus Cheese but they had a slightly watered down version, so i would like to clear the waters by showing you guys pics of the real Exodus Cheese(clone only) and i will also like to invite everyone to come join us at www.thcfarmer.com home of exodus Cheeseheads, you will find so much info on Cheese and we also have a thread dedicated on Cheese(original Exodus Cheese Gallery).If you look into our Cheese Gallery you will notcie the characteristics of the real Cheese, Exodus Cheese leafs are double serrated and you will also notice unlike the BB version exodus Cheese is more of a lime green colour and she also foxtails in week 7. Exodus Cheese is high yeilder but this is totally depending on the growers methods and experience, i would also recomend making Bubble/ice o lator hash out of Exodus Cheese as it will taste of moorish Cheese concentrate and the high will be unbelievable that will leave you dazed and confused.
 

bloomfields

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ok pal im a liar then , i have 4 in flower but only 3 days as i just moved house , would you like a pic of the mother ? it has been analysed and is Exodus cheese (uk), i have been growing over 4 years , wait and see, journal up soon .....sorry not liein or being a dick!!!
 

Bilstaaa

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Holy shit, asif i read through all of that! Some awesome info there, how hard is it to obtain in the clone from? obviously, there will be alot of people on that forum that have a mother plant, but there not just going to give it to any old stranger. Its all most like an exclusive strain, but im glad i have at least tried it, i know what you mean by the smell, its simply un-describable, my friend had about 2g's in his car, in his glovebox, in a sealy and another box and you could smell it outside the car, its some potent shit.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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yeah id love to see them, im not saying your a liar more that the person who sold you the beans may not have been 100% honest. Id be amazed that someone from the collective or someone gifted the cut would be able to get it to portugal, i know their laws are lax its jut pretty unlikely
 

bloomfields

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yeah id love to see them, im not saying your a liar more that the person who sold you the beans may not have been 100% honest. Id be amazed that someone from the collective or someone gifted the cut would be able to get it to portugal, i know their laws are lax its jut pretty unlikely
yeah no probs but he is pretty exclusive where i am from in cais cais , i bought it here from there, i also have BB chesse and GHS cheese, will post pics here when i get back , but she is the real deal =)
 
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