You know that akward moment when someone.....
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welshsmoker
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everyday man....How about that awkward moment when your high as balls, but the person your talking to doesn't know that... and mid conversation you go off on a tangent and forget WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.... happened to me like 4 times this year
tip top toker
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Hehe, this one i know! generally happens when i'm trying to make a good impression with someone i've just met like a friends gf or whatnot, and ideally don't want to come off looking like a dumb arse, well yeah, halfway through a conversation and i'll be asking them where i was going with this oneHow about that awkward moment when your high as balls, but the person your talking to doesn't know that... and mid conversation you go off on a tangent and forget WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.... happened to me like 4 times this year
Sr. Verde
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Yeah like you start talking about something abstract to drive your point through, then you forget what point you were trying to make... so you say some weird shit and completely forget how it was related
Then you gotta try to swiftly change topics or something but that works maybe 3% of the time
Glad I'm not the only one
Then you gotta try to swiftly change topics or something but that works maybe 3% of the time
Glad I'm not the only one
welshsmoker
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my misses is worse though, she dumbfounds me quite reguarly,,Yeah like you start talking about something abstract to drive your point through, then you forget what point you were trying to make... so you say some weird shit and completely forget how it was related
Then you gotta try to swiftly change topics or something but that works maybe 3% of the time
Glad I'm not the only one
canuckgrow
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My Mom, my aunt, my cousin(female 17 yrs old), my brother went xmas shopping oh about 30 years ago LOL. Anyways we left my other cousin home(male 15 yrs old) at his place he said he wasn't feeling well. When we got back my female cousin was the first one in the door and she started to howl with laughter then my Mom and my Aunt were screaming at my cousin(male) to get his pants back on and all I could hear was the vacuum cleaner running. Never got to see but my female cousin told me later on that he was in the middle of the living room floor with his pants off and the vacuum cleaner stuck on his knob. We called him Kirby for years after that. Strange dude too,,,turned out to be bi-polar.
Heisenberg
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When I was 19 I dropped some acid with my friends, but then they had to drop me off home halfway through the trip. Once in my room I figured Id do what most 19y/o boys do when their alone... some time later the door swings open and my mother sticks her head in. She says, "oh im sorry" and then proceeds to tell me through the door that they would be gone for the weekend, what chores needed done, where they can be contacted, ect. I sat there with my junk in my hand trying to make sense of her words which were echoing out of order in my mind. After I heard her walk away I didn't know what else to do, so I finished. I don't know if it was because of the acid twisting things around, but the experience has never seemed embarrassing to me. One and only time I been caught. I have however had the misfortune of catching my roommate more times than I care to count. :-/
Sr. Verde
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LOL at heisenburg!
Beating the meat on L always seemed superficial to me.. like I gotta explore my mind and shit
Now sex on L is something I NEED to try. Oh the emotions and connection to another beautiful creature.. sex is a trip in itself to me.. I could only begin to imagine having a threesum with Lucy
Beating the meat on L always seemed superficial to me.. like I gotta explore my mind and shit
Now sex on L is something I NEED to try. Oh the emotions and connection to another beautiful creature.. sex is a trip in itself to me.. I could only begin to imagine having a threesum with Lucy
Sr. Verde
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That's funny because that's what I say about you guys
rowlman
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When I was in grade school, I had the flu and had a fever of like 103...I got up from my desk and walked over to the the pencil sharpener...the next thing I knew I was standing over the trash can with willie in my hand about to take a piss!...I guess I thought I was in the bathroom...lol...luckly no one saw me and I zipped up quick......that one mistake could of ruined my whole childhood, I would of never lived that one down...lol...nice parents huh, send me to school all fucked up on cough syrup like a walking zombie
Heisenberg
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Heh, that would have been terrible. I hate that feeling you get when you have a foggy memory of something embarrassing and you can't tell if it was a dream or real, and then you slowly realize it was real. Seems to happen most when I hang out with Jose Cuervo.
Japanfreak
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Dude that's nothing, my mom left the biggest dildo I've ever seen suction cupped to the shower.
Japanfreak
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I used to live in this apartment where the toilet was like a foot higher than the rest of the floor for some reason. The entrance was through the living room door, across a narrow hallway. Anyway I was in there a while when my friends were over and whatever book/comic/newspaper I was reading was so interesting that before I knew it I was in there 30 minutes long after my shit was finished. I stood up when I realized it to find that my legs were numb, fell forward crashing through both doors with my ass up and dirty in front of 4 people.
DSB65
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yea that would be akward and creepy.....
Balzac89
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lol did you leave the meaty beast on the wall while you took a shower. had to be an awkward shower. lol