mocking thread

  1. tyler.durden

    Clean your shlongs!

    I didn't clean my schlong for probably 3 weeks or so and it was getting pretty brown. I also noticed I wasn't coming as hard as before and after I cleaned the damn thing... got dam, son. Back to rubbing one out in 2 strokes...
  2. tyler.durden

    Cant get my bung fully cleaned!!!!

    So t this great bung, ive had it for my entire life and it has been great I clean it regularly, underwear changing a few times a week And iso + salt wash it every 1-2 weeks, depending how much i have been pooping So it used to be beautifully crystal clear and i could see through my gaping...
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