Name my child...

I dunno. My paremts named my son so i didnt really have to think to much about a boy name. Id call him whatever he looks like
 
Dunno bro, when they are brand new....well, they kinda look....different

Smashed face alien?

Ok so its not just me. My wife hates when i tell her theres no such thing as a cute newborn. Babies are fn scarry lookin fresh out the belly. Some sadly never recover. I lucked out, my lil boy was only ugly for like a week, baby girl on the other hand, she didnt get cute till last year
 
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