The UK Growers Thread!

[Lemon king]

They are going to say theres no way she didnt know and therefore allow this to go on at her house.

Bollocks but thats what they'll go on to evict her. Grim times pal.

depends how it was found if it was locked away he could say she Neva knew..

he could gi with the classic.....big black boi was forcing him to hold it to repay a coke debt .....he should have been drugg tested on arrest with should show poisitive for coke....that backs it up....if this happened he needs to go see the dip team anyways.....

if hes on demand he should be having a notable come down.....something the kangaroos will write in his notes.....

beauty bout this story is you can use it at any time as he was to scared to tell the truth.....

remember anything you say has to be proven wrong no matter how ridiculous it may sound.....hopefully he can act....

p.s if you got abit of dough about ya cant you buy him a brief.....if it costs a bag he could work it off....ur obv concerned about him....

 

[IC3M4L3]

i have seen sooo many pals use the i was forced into dealing line, the judges just give u longer for taking piss.

if was cought bang to rights, admit it, save wat u can for the misus and take ur jail,

simplez

 

[shawnybizzle]

Well just bought me tent off eBay shits on the roll now lmao @ ice no I let her have a tiny bed side table lolol bless her she's a gooden

 

[Saerimmner]

A lad who does pub coke for me got raided just before crimbo and got caught with 80odd bags of gram weeds and half oz of pub charlie that was all together in 1 bag scales and a thousand bags that wa used for the powder and green obviously he is gonna get done for supplyin the green but they are tryin to pin sellin powder on him if the half oz was in a single bag wen they took it and he said it was for chrimbo obviously personal use but the cunts av put it in seprate bagd now and reported them to council so they av to go court and they av said that they are likely to lose the house I mean he is nt even payin the rent his misses does so wot grounds do they av??

Quite simply unless you pull a mega money lawyer outta ya arse that can work miracles (like that speeding ticket lawyer all the celebs n MP`s hire) then your friend is getting done for dealing both coke n weed

 

[Garybhoy11]

@shawn ur cuts are in the prop now mate, shud be ready for ya in 10 days or so,

@sae, i looked that fan out m8 when i was moving everything but its got a big crack in the casing and its making a pretty noisey rattling sound, not very stealth tbh, dont think u wud be interested now its prob only good for the bin,

 

[zeddd]

seems like a long sentence for a bit of g and blow, madness that

 

[shawnybizzle]

Cheers gazza nice 1 fella gonna get some ducting and a few other things next week and I'm set mate .....anymore knocks off the trotters ?

 

[Garybhoy11]

thankfully not mate but they have made sure their presence is noticed a lot more than normal in my area,

 

[The Yorkshireman]

wernt it yorkstar who recorded a 4week flowering slh x sc.....

i belive he said it was too early and no good.....

Aye it certainly was.....



It got about 6 weeks veg and it finished after exactly 4 weeks on the dot 12/12.

But that's nowt to say for owt really and is pretty much irrelevant to the conversation.

 

[shawnybizzle]

Aye smart move then matey you never know do ya....lol I.bet your arse dropped a bit when u opened that door didn't it

 

[Saerimmner]

@shawn ur cuts are in the prop now mate, shud be ready for ya in 10 days or so,

@sae, i looked that fan out m8 when i was moving everything but its got a big crack in the casing and its making a pretty noisey rattling sound, not very stealth tbh, dont think u wud be interested now its prob only good for the bin,

ok mate no worries, just bin it if its fucked lol, got some amazon money im waiting for so can just grab one outta that instead lol

 

[Saerimmner]

thankfully not mate but they have made sure their presence is noticed a lot more than normal in my area,

Something happened to ya mate or a close call?

 

[Garybhoy11]

Something happened to ya mate or a close call?

Just a close call mate but I took precautions and moved everything to another house.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The missus rings me earlier "do you need anything from town?" she says, "Yeah, some large burger buns and some cheese" I say.

She comes back with small oven bottom muffins and no cheese!

Fucking useless.

 

[Saerimmner]

Just a close call mate but I took precautions and moved everything to another house.

Better safe than sorry eh? Good call

 

[zeddd]

The missus rings me earlier "do you need anything from town?" she says, "Yeah, some large burger buns and some cheese" I say.

She comes back with small oven bottom muffins and no cheese!

Fucking useless.

ow they wont cut it for burger nite

 

[bazoomer]

The missus rings me earlier "do you need anything from town?" she says, "Yeah, some large burger buns and some cheese" I say.

She comes back with small oven bottom muffins and no cheese!

Fucking useless.

I would av shot her .

 

[The Yorkshireman]

ow they wont cut it for burger nite

Lol, exactly mate.

I get fresh burgers from my butcher but I buy the bigger ones that he usually sells to restaurants (160-170g before cooking).
They hang over the edges of these muffins that can barely be used for burgers as they're so thin once sliced in half.

And again, NO CHEESE!.............

 

[zeddd]

Lol, exactly mate.

I get fresh burgers from my butcher but I buy the bigger ones that he usually sells to restaurants (160-170g before cooking).
They hang over the edges of these muffins that can barely be used for burgers as they're so thin once sliced in half.

And again, NO CHEESE!.............

the no cheese bit is truly shocking burgers wrong texture without that cheesy goodness, I gotta have fresh onion in mine, love that spicy crunch

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Organic parmigiano-reggiano on a burger is tasty but sacrilege non the less!