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There's a general store on an indian reservation.
Big Chief Wampomm goes in to get toilet paper.
Big Chief Wampomm tells the clerk he need toilet paper for whole tribe.
The clerk asks "What kind, we have Charmin, Angel soft and the no name kind."
Confused, the chief asks "Why 'no name' toilet paper?"
The clerk explains the no name toilet paper is cheaper because it has no name or special wrapper.
"Big Chief Wampomm like, take enough for whole tribe."
Well a couple weeks go by before the chief shows up at the store.
"Big Chief Wampomm have name for your no name toilet paper!"
The clerk, laughing, asks, "Oh yeah? What kind of name did you come up with?"
"Big Chief Wampomm and whole tribe call your no name toilet paper,
JOHN WAYNE toilet paper."
The clerk asks "Why on earth would you name it John wayne?"
Big Chief Wampomm says "Its rough, Its tough and IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF NO INDIAN!!!!!!!!"