what to tell cable guy when he wants to go in basement?

[guy incognito]

I have cable, and it's already all hooked up but I am having issues with the DVR. The cable company is coming tomorrow to check it out. What do I tell him if he wants to go into the basement (ie grow) and check the connection? Just refuse? I am hoping he will just check signal from tv upstairs and fix/replace dvr. I need to be ready in case he says he needs to access the line where it comes into the house.

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

if you are legal, whats the problem?

 

[MojoRison]

Say your buddy does the same thing as him and already checked the cables downstairs, there's no problem there so it must be the box...which is more than likely the case anyways.
Best of luck, maybe he/she is cool and has a blunt in the truck lol.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Tell him nobody has gone down there since the Dish Network guy got killed. And then twitch a little.

 

[mysunnyboy]

take the dvr to them is what i always do, NO ONE comes to my house

 

[MojoRison]

take the dvr to them is what i always do, NO ONE comes to my house

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Tell him that your sex dungeon/rape room is down there and he has to put on a gimp suit and a ball gag to go down there.

 

[obijohn]

Yeah, just take the dvr to the office and swap it. You have tried powercycling, right?

 

[shrxhky420]

Tell him you're trying to reenact the Zed scene from pulp fiction and then throw him a wink and blow him a kiss
SH420

 

[shrxhky420]

Should've read the thread first.... fungus beat me to it
SH420

 

[Balke Buds]

Puts the lotion on the skin....

 

[kinetic]

Tell him that your sex dungeon/rape room is down there and he has to put on a gimp suit and a ball gag to go down there.

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[Singlemalt]

Or pull out a seamstress tape and start measuring him, whilst mumbling

 

[kinetic]

I feel uncomfortable with balke's avi due to our old friend that use to have the same one. Makes me think (hope) for a reincarnate but probably not.

Can someone tell me who Balkrick was/is?

 

[CaretakerDad]

Tell him that your sex dungeon/rape room is down there and he has to put on a gimp suit and a ball gag to go down there.

Man do I miss the LIKE button

 

[shrxhky420]

Where's Carne???
SH420

 

[kinetic]

Where's Carne???
SH420

If you can find him and bring him back there would probably be some type of reward in it. I would give a prize of one stamped envelope mailed to myself on your behalf with a nice little note on the inside.

 

[mysunnyboy]

I feel uncomfortable with balke's avi due to our old friend that use to have the same one. Makes me think (hope) for a reincarnate but probably not.

Can someone tell me who Balkrick was/is?

i thought the same thing

 

[mysunnyboy]

Where's Carne???
SH420

you started smoking again i can tell...he's been long gone *wipes away tear*

 

[MasterTHunderfuCk]

Man do I miss the LIKE button

WHAT!?! What happened to the like button?