I killed god this morning

[CC Dobbs]

I'm pretty sure it was him that I caught in my garden this morning. I heard a disturbance in my chicken coop around 5 am so I went out to see and there was this guy in there with them. I told him to get out, which he did and then he headed across the field.

A while later I saw the same guy out in the garden so I went outside to shoo him away again. It was then that I recognized him as god. I did the only thing that a reasonable person would do, I hit him over the head until he was dead. No question it was god, nows he's dead so we can all live happily ever after. Your welcome.

 

[Nevaeh420]

Nope, Im still alive; you didnt kill Me.

Lol, but Im not God, Im Christ. But "God is NOT A PERSON (that He should lie)."

You cant kill God, God is allegedly a Spirit. You can kill Me or Christ though, Im 100% mortal. I can die, and one day I will die.

~PEACE~

 

[mudminer]

I think it was probly an imposter. God is playing skee ball somewhere.

 

[glann]

I think it was probly an imposter. God is playing skee ball somewhere.

they call him the big fudge on the skee ball record boards

 

[Nevaeh420]

God is too busy playing "create that universe" to be bothered with games.

But what if there is no God? You cant kill a fictional character.

Whos God?

Wheres God?

~PEACE~

 

[CC Dobbs]

I'm pretty sure it was god that I killed. He had the most magnificent flowing robes and a fantastic beard. He tried to barter for his life with some kind of eternal salvation or something like that burr I wasn't falling for it. It is possible that it wasn't god and that I killed an innocent guy but the cops haven't come yet so I think I'm cool. I'll let you know if he rises up again.

 

[robert 14617]

what did you hit him with

 

[dannyboy602]

I'm pretty sure it was god that I killed. He had the most magnificent flowing robes and a fantastic beard. He tried to barter for his life with some kind of eternal salvation or something like that burr I wasn't falling for it. It is possible that it wasn't god and that I killed an innocent guy but the cops haven't come yet so I think I'm cool. I'll let you know if he rises up again.

It was fin you killed and it wasn't eternal salvation he bartered with it was bitcoins. The check is in the mail

 

[Nevaeh420]

I'm pretty sure it was god that I killed. He had the most magnificent flowing robes and a fantastic beard. He tried to barter for his life with some kind of eternal salvation or something like that burr I wasn't falling for it. It is possible that it wasn't god and that I killed an innocent guy but the cops haven't come yet so I think I'm cool. I'll let you know if he rises up again.

O My God, you killed God, you bastard!

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Lol, haha.

~PEACE~

 

[CC Dobbs]

what did you hit him with

I beat him down with a sturdy wooden staff. My hands stung afterwards.

 

[CC Dobbs]

It was fin you killed and it wasn't eternal salvation he bartered with it was bitcoins. The check is in the mail

For bitcoins I would have let him live. Sigh

 

[Stoney McFried]

I think you only killed his first form; final boss form requires at least a tie fighter.

 

[Nevaeh420]

I think you only killed his first form; final boss form requires at least a tie fighter.

STONEY MCFRIED!

Or should I call you Stoney McFriend, like I used to?

I remember conversing with you in like 2008. Do you remember "We Tarded" and "We Love 1"? That was Me.

I havent seen you blog on here for years. How have you been girl?

Do you remember "We Tarded" and "We Love 1"?

~PEACE~

 

[Stoney McFried]

I do, indeed. I've been fine. I see you've gone from being god to killing him, lol.
I actually had a dream that I got in a fight with god once, and he was trying to kill us all and for some reason I was the only one to stop him. So I was shooting him with machine guns, and that didn't work. I threw a massive planet sized fireball at him, blasting him through the wall. He burst back through, robes and hair smoking, but otherwise still 50 foot tall and crazy. So I started shooting him with a tie fighter and it seemed to do the trick, lol.

STONEY MCFRIED!

Or should I call you Stoney McFriend, like I used to?

I remember conversing with you in like 2008. Do you remember "We Tarded" and "We Love 1"? That was Me.

I havent seen you blog on here for years. How have you been girl?

Do you remember "We Tarded" and "We Love 1"?

~PEACE~

 

[Nevaeh420]

I do, indeed.

Wonderful, because I remember you too.

I've been fine.

Thats great, Im glad youre doing so well. Are you still an Atheist? if I remember correctly. The majority of the "Spirutuality, Sexuality and Philosophy" section of RIU is Atheist; youll fit in just fine.

I see you've gone from being god to killing him, lol.

No, I didnt start this thread. I do remember talking to you under the name "We Tarded", and back then I didnt have a Christ complex, I was just an unbelieving conspiracy theorist, trying to overthrow the government.

Then in August of 2008, I had My apotheosis and began thinking that Im "Jesus". I thought I was Jesus for a few years until finally I realized I cant be Jesus because My Name is George (or something like that, I forget to be veridical). Now I just have My Christ complex, I dont believe Im God.

I remember being "mad" at you for calling Me "We Tarded" after I changed My name to "We Love 1" because I never liked blogging with the name We Tarded, it was supposed to be a joke.

I actually had a dream that I got in a fight with god once, and he was trying to kill us all and for some reason I was the only one to stop him. So I was shooting him with machine guns, and that didn't work. I threw a massive planet sized fireball at him, blasting him through the wall. He burst back through, robes and hair smoking, but otherwise still 50 foot tall and crazy. So I started shooting him with a tie fighter and it seemed to do the trick, lol.

Thats funny, what a crazy dream. Haha, lol.

Im glad to talk to you again and to hear your doing so good. You should blog more in the Spirituality section of RIU.

Keep cool.

~PEACE~

 

[Stoney McFried]

Where is everybody?

Wonderful, because I remember you too.

Still very much an atheist. But, I don't feel so much like arguing about it anymore. I've made some wonderful points, and they either got it or they didn't.

Thats great, Im glad youre doing so well. Are you still an Atheist? if I remember correctly. The majority of the "Spirutuality, Sexuality and Philosophy" section of RIU is Atheist; youll fit in just fine.

Did you have to have medication, or were you just trolling? I figured either you had lost it, or you were just messing with people. I've got the crazies, too, but I've got a good grip on it,lol.

No, I didnt start this thread. I do remember talking to you under the name "We Tarded", and back then I didnt have a Christ complex, I was just an unbelieving conspiracy theorist, trying to overthrow the government.

Then in August of 2008, I had My apotheosis and began thinking that Im "Jesus". I thought I was Jesus for a few years until finally I realized I cant be Jesus because My Name is George (or something like that, I forget to be veridical). Now I just have My Christ complex, I dont believe Im God.

Yeah, I think you were pretending not to be you and I was like, "Oh, BS!" Why do folks change their names so much? I have had the same name forever, and I'm happy with it. Now I'm all confused as to whether it an actual new member or an old one under a new name.

I remember being "mad" at you for calling Me "We Tarded" after I changed My name to "We Love 1" because I never liked blogging with the name We Tarded, it was supposed to be a joke.



Thats funny, what a crazy dream. Haha, lol.

Im glad to talk to you again and to hear your doing so good. You should blog more in the Spirituality section of RIU.

Keep cool.

~PEACE~[/QUOTE]