Really Funny Story

Konsit

Konsit

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Well, I have 3 friends, Joseph Tawa and Eamon.
All three of them were really stoned one night and they found themselves outside of a gas station calculating what they could buy (they had the munchies).
They calculated that they could buy 3 sausage rolls. Perfect.
After a bit of negotiating, they figured it would be best if Joseph went in and bought the food, cause Tawa and Eamon were giggling their ass's off like their was no tomorrow.
Not long after Joseph walks out with 3 Sausage rolls and 2 other big sausage rolls.
All three of them are tripping hard.
Joseph explains what happens.

He walks in, puts the 3 sausage rolls on the counter and theres a moment of awkward silence.
The old guy at the counter tells Joseph that he's 10 cents short...
Theres a moment of awkward silence again...
Then the old guy leans over to Joseph and says...
"Hey bro... eh em, are you stoned?"
Joseph, "yeah..."
"Follow me"

The old guy leads him over to the ovens where the hot food is and points to a few extra sausage rolls and says "There, take them, there all yours"

5 Sausage rolls for the price of 95% of 3 sausage rolls? Bloody beautiful.

Gives more incentive for people to get stoned.
Not only do you have an awesome high, but theres people out there that give you free food when you're stoned.
 
H&D

H&D

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Hahaha Close enough ...Just accross the Ditch , Not many here would know what a Sausage Roll is ...

Cheers anyways mate :joint:
 
Konsit

Konsit

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H&D said:
Hahaha Close enough ...Just accross the Ditch , Not many here would know what a Sausage Roll is ...

Cheers anyways mate :joint:
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Haha yeah.
Ahwell they get the idea, 3 guys stoned out of their brains get free food from a petrol station.
Thats good in itself haha.

Uh I feel really freakish then if no one else but NZers know what Sausage Rolls are haha.

Thanks for given me more of a reason to post haha (tryin to get ma level up eh haha, so far I'm "learning how to roll" as you can see).

Anyways yeah thanks man.
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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Sausage rolls..
are those like hot dogs what thicker, ie, sausage, or is it something totally different :P
Anyway's yeah I was baked outta my face once and went to a 7/11 and I was buying a slurpee, and the person just started at me and was like.. here, have a bag of chips, free of charge.

:D
 
Konsit

Konsit

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FlipDV said:
Sausage rolls..
are those like hot dogs what thicker, ie, sausage, or is it something totally different :P
Anyway's yeah I was baked outta my face once and went to a 7/11 and I was buying a slurpee, and the person just started at me and was like.. here, have a bag of chips, free of charge.

:D
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Sausage rolls are like...
A sausage like thing that has pastry around it and is baked. They are yummy :).

haha yeah thats awesome man I'd love that kinda thing to happen.

BTW, whats a 7/11?

I know what a slurpee is haha.
 
metsystem

metsystem

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dont you know your supposed to get free stuff from 7/11. in my younger days i got stranded in 7/11 for 5 hours waiting for my ride and cell phone to get back. long story short, made pretty good friends with the clerks there, so every other time i went in there i could grab anything i wanted outta the cooler, and free grill food. i was 15 at the time so i still had to pay for ciggs.! damn. butt shit, any time day or night free fountain drinks or starbucks cold coffee man whatever i wanted free! the dude used to hot box the freezer when restocking the beer to. sevies is the shit.
 
duddychunks

duddychunks

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Ha me and my friends used to go to a gas station down the street and the gas attendant would smoke us out in this sealed room and give us free munchies and shit, we used to just smoke blunts with em too. then he quit, but that was fun.
 
H&D

H&D

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Konsit said:
Sausage rolls are like...
A sausage like thing that has pastry around it and is baked. They are yummy :).

haha yeah thats awesome man I'd love that kinda thing to happen.

BTW, whats a 7/11?

I know what a slurpee is haha.
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7/11 Is a convinence store ...We have em here in Oz as they do in America ...
 
Anguissette

Anguissette

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Sausage rolls are amazing when you've got the munchies! I doubt any petrol station here in the UK would give them away to stoners though.. :(
 
leowjb

leowjb

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Yeah I read sausage roll and was like?? wtf? That sounds wonderfully good tho... But yeah, that's awesome they got free stuff tho..
 
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