I love North Korea
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Commander Strax
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killemsoftly
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i can't really say. Never been. Would like to go but I'm afraid I'd get eaten buy a pack of starving villagers.
I do like Kim Jung-Il. He be fine.
Seriously though, if he didn't exist someone would invent him. But as a cartoon character.
Also, who's his hairdresser?
I do like Kim Jung-Il. He be fine.
Seriously though, if he didn't exist someone would invent him. But as a cartoon character.
Also, who's his hairdresser?
Commander Strax
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KLITE
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I know someone who is a friend of a guy who went to school in switzerland with Kim Jung-Il. Says the guy really liked basketball as a kid and even studied together sometimes. He said there was this other kid who was contantly with him who he once saw kick a pencil out of another kids mouth with jet li like precision which made him think he was his body guard. Apparently just a quiet normal kid...
KineBoisin420
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He's not in need of a hairdresser mate, he's dead. Its his son, Kim Jung-Un now. And you thought his dad was nuts? Just wait...
dannyboy602
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Matt Damon
puffdatchronic
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what I do, is I travel to those military parades, wait until they're marching and fly overhead on a glider and release a batch of chilli powder
TryN
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Haha awesome!
frizzlegooch
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Pinworm
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*Dennis Rodman
dannyboy602
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killemsoftly
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Thanks dude!
That explains it!
Un be fine. Definitely needs to be chased by guys with butterfly nets and subdued. Doubt the UN will get the job done.
Pinworm
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This is like the funniest thing I've seen all week.
gR33nDav3l0l
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Soloist's on fucking point the whole time. Fantastic.
