The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

LOL

noobs.

I know.......

The missus has just pissed her sides laughing at me scraping and stabbing at the bottom with a screwdriver.

 

[Garybhoy11]

Well lads just spk to ma rep there (spot on sae, was a over fake tanned orange geordie lol) shes gonna try get us moved to Alcudia or Palma later 2day or 2morro, will find out at 5pm exactly whats happening,
only down side to moving resort is I'll now need to find a new weed guy wheever I go,

 

[IC3M4L3]

Well lads just spk to ma rep there (spot on sae, was a over fake tanned orange geordie lol) shes gonna try get us moved to Alcudia or Palma later 2day or 2morro, will find out at 5pm exactly whats happening,
only down side to moving resort is I'll now need to find a new weed guy wheever I go,

pikup b4 u go silly

 

[The Yorkshireman]

only down side to moving resort is I'll now need to find a new weed guy wheever I go,

Get his number lad!

 

[Garybhoy11]

pikup b4 u go silly

Im gonna try obviously but need to wait till I see the guy at his work again and that dont open till later cos its a tapas bar for the spanish residents not really a tourist place

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Kin'ell.

Nice dab and I've gone from 4th gear to 2nd.

 

[IC3M4L3]

Im gonna try obviously but need to wait till I see the guy at his work again and that dont open till later cos its a tapas bar for the spanish residents not really a tourist place

translation---- gotta beg the wife to allow it.

 

[zeddd]

Well lads just spk to ma rep there (spot on sae, was a over fake tanned orange geordie lol) shes gonna try get us moved to Alcudia or Palma later 2day or 2morro, will find out at 5pm exactly whats happening,
only down side to moving resort is I'll now need to find a new weed guy wheever I go,

jus buy the cunt out looks decent outdoor grown street weed, for 5 euros a g cant go wrong

 

[Garybhoy11]

translation---- gotta beg the wife to allow it.

U know me too well cunt lmao

 

[Garybhoy11]

jus buy the cunt out looks decent outdoor grown street weed, for 5 euros a g cant go wrong

Lol dont know biut buying him out but I will be taking a gd bit off him to last me, like u said it is obvios its outdoor grown but still tastes and smells good and gets me stoned so im in a better mood 2day

 

[IC3M4L3]

tastes and smells good and gets me stoned so im in a better mood 2day

told ya

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Think my cat's pregnant, cunt.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahahahah aye it's a real step up from having a bong lol. i broke up about a spliffs worth and just mashed it up in the jar with left over bho in and was making them bongs with that. literally felt like i was floating on the 45 min bus journey home. demolished a chinkeys and passed out on the sofa.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

 

[Saerimmner]

Think my cat's pregnant, cunt.

Off to the local chinky takeaway for her then lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Off to the local chinky takeaway for her then lol

To be honest she's my aunt's.

She's been here 4 months too long but she's got a personality, what can I say but I'm soft.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Bitch auntie didn't think to tell me the cat hadn't been spayed though.

Cheers.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Fuck me I've just had 2 young lads on the phone trying to hustle, bless em.

When I've stopped laughing and got a brew I'll tell you the story.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

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so you got that in the freezer aye yorkie? needs a good while with the ethanol in to strip the wax out then filtering through a coffee filter.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Yeah I've just slung it in now.