If you could punch one Roll It Up person in the face, who would it be?

[Mad Hamish]

I like salad.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

 

[Mad Hamish]

I agree. Fruit is evil and must be punished. I'd smack the bejezuz out of that melon.

 

[cat of curiosity]

 

[Mad Hamish]

I have never seen CN quite THAT pissed wow...

 

[Harrekin]

I'm hoarding tuna to trade for gold, diamonds and house titles. Baron Rothschild is my mentor. Soon I will join the iluminati.

Make sure its not Pacific tuna, the NWO partially melted down that Fukushima reactor to irridiate the Pacific to try curb global population numbers.

 

[Red1966]

Why would any one want to punch any one else in the face ? That would be painful , wouldn't it ?

Ask a question and answer it the next line......."That would be painful"

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Is Marco Rubio on RIU?

 

[Red1966]

If I had been asked this from 2008-2013, I'd say Uncle Buck. Oddly enough, he's grown on me as of late...

Red royally pisses me off. I'd punch him in the face. I feel like he really doesn't know what's going on, ever. And learn to multiquote, ya jackass...

And Uncle Ben, I used to respect him much more, then I realized it was only because I had only read his posts from like 2007. Reading his new material makes me wanna punch him too... Kinda funny because I used to hate UncleBuck and respect UncleBen and now its reversed.

But Red over UncleBen, because I could probably have a conversation with UB in real life, but I'd wanna strangle Red immediately.

Good question!

I feel honored that I am so important to you.

 

[cat of curiosity]

I feel honored that I am so important to you.

i'd donkey punch red, right in the dick; maybe he'd learn to laugh...

 

[Red1966]

Open hand strikes can be more effective and less painful.

That's why I slap in fights, works every time

Or you're just a sissy boy.

 

[Red1966]

I have a one touch strike that won't kill you immediately, but eventually you will die.

Its a curse.

STD?

 

[Red1966]

Id love to punch all the people who deny 9/11 was an inside job (to institute the Patriot Act, ensure perpetual war and repeal God loving Americans Second Amendment Rights) in the face.

That's going to be several hundred million. I don't think your up for it.

 

[Red1966]

They need moar iridium to correctly be able to backwards engineer the craft they have at area 51.

Take a position in iridium, you'll have a bargaining chip then for your family's life.

Or give then incentive to kill you.

 

[Red1966]

i'd donkey punch red, right in the dick; maybe he'd learn to laugh...

Please quit trying to touch my penis.

 

[cat of curiosity]

Please quit trying to touch my penis.

if you insist... not happy about it though, i'm not known to be a quitter...

 

[Mad Hamish]

Well you looked for that long and haven't found it yet, perhaps this is best.

 

[a senile fungus]

I feel honored that I am so important to you.

Or you're just a sissy boy.

STD?

That's going to be several hundred million. I don't think your up for it.

Or give then incentive to kill you.

Please quit trying to touch my penis.

Oh the wonders of the multiquote...

Hi Red.

I'm Blue.

 

[Red1966]

Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?

 

[a senile fungus]

Yes I would. On the double, hurry it up I ain't got all day