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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Sarcasm yes it runs in my veins...Idk it's whatever I Mean Nuts On Forks Everyone Uses eh! I would have kicked his ass and put him in the position he puts the woman he loves in. But that's just me maybe I love the guy..
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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mr sunshine said:
Sarcasm yes it runs in my veins...Idk it's whatever I Mean Nuts On Forks Everyone Uses eh! I would have kicked his ass and put him in the position he puts the woman he loves in. But that's just me maybe I love the guy..
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my man would do both. I don't think ball cooties on his flatware quite do it. There should've been more sinister shenanigans:

Sewing raw cocktail shrimp into the hem of all the draperies
smearing dog shit under the coffee, end, and dinner tables, just a dot so you smell it but can't really pinpoint the stench
left raw chicken carcasses or pieces of them in/under the baseboards and up in the light fixtures…

Ya know, stuff like that.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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I rather put my nuts in his face that way he fully understands what's going on! The fact that he doesn't know my nuts have bin on his forks makes it not worth my while.. that being said when I was 11 I rubbed a piece of pizza on my sweaty little nuts and gave it to this kid I didn't like at the time!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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mr sunshine said:
I rather put my nuts in his face that way he fully understands what's going on! The fact that he doesn't know my nuts have bin on his forks makes it not worth my while.. that being said when I was 11 I rubbed a piece of pizza on my sweaty little nuts and gave it to this kid I didn't like at the time!
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LOL!LOL! Priceless! Did you see the kid eat it? I'd have wet my pants laughing

I wonder (pretending you DID teabag that douchy boss man) if when he visited his vacation home and ate dinner in that night , if he was unexpectedly reminded of the unseemly sweaty ball incident. He could smell the balls on his fork….He couldn't figure out why he thought of that embarrassing little exchange just then….
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Lol Your right balls on forks genius!that would be funny every time he uses the forks he gets flashbacks and boners!..

Yea I seen him eat it I felt bad after I did it no lie their was a pube on it that I plucked off right before I gave it to him! I was laughing so much...but later I remembered how happy he looked when I handed it to him and I felt bad lmao.lolololol but yea it was funny as hell!
 
kmog33

kmog33

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mr sunshine said:
I rather put my nuts in his face that way he fully understands what's going on! The fact that he doesn't know my nuts have bin on his forks makes it not worth my while.. that being said when I was 11 I rubbed a piece of pizza on my sweaty little nuts and gave it to this kid I didn't like at the time!
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Thats sounds like a case of the greasiest nuts ever lol. Pizzaballs haha

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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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mr sunshine said:
Lol Your right balls on forks genius!that would be funny every time he uses the forks he gets flashbacks and boners!..

Yea I seen him eat it I felt bad after I did it no lie their was a pube on it that I plucked off right before I gave it to him! I was laughing so much...but later I remembered how happy he looked when I handed it to him and I felt bad lmao.lolololol but yea it was funny as hell!
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LOL!! I am dying right now. It just gets better. YOu remember how happy he looked, felt bad… but still kept your mouth shut. OMG for some reason that made me laugh harder. Dude!
 
kmog33

kmog33

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hempyninja309 said:
When I break shit I just return it to home depot for full refund and tell them it was already broken when I bought it.
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I did this when my propane tanks for my grill were too rusted to refill, the girls working in the garden center obviously didnt know anything about it swapped em out as a refill for new ones no problem...

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GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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I just replaced the starter in my Diesel truck - cost me about 170 bucks. Damn thing had a huge red tag on the main electrical lead that said "Do not over torque - breakage will void warranty" so on installation I promptly broke it.
Dropped it on the counter at Napa with a big sheepish look & said "I broke the fuckin thing".

Dude looked at me, smiled & gave me another no charge.

Honesty works guys.
 
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