I step on my cat every day!
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Singlemalt
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Well? Give
cat of curiosity
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stop steppin on my cuz yo! o.0
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cat of curiosity
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abe supercro
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without going into graphic detail, it was an angle thing where GF thought I was a carnival ride bouncing like crazy. this led to pressure at the base all while blood kept building and then Bam! the pressure made the blood vessels force so much into the capillaries that many of them exploded on one side. Ok, it didn't really 'break' so much as bleed, internally. junk turned all black and blue for sometime. was it worth it? yes.
abe supercro
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Singlemalt
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Owwww
i used to have a cat named Salem when I was 20. This cat's favorite play thing was feet. Well one day I was getting ready for work and he kept attacking my feet and I tripped over him. Ended up stepping on his stomach by accident... and he didn't make it.
Poor guy, I still get choked up thinking about it.
Anyway, my point is you gotta be careful mate. Cats are idiots sometimes. They wanna play, or get your attention but don't seem to realize that we're so much bigger then they are. I'm constantly tripping over cats (I married the crazy cat lady) regardless of how careful I try to be. You can't fault them to much for it though. It's not like you can just tell them and expect them to understand.
Poor guy, I still get choked up thinking about it.
Anyway, my point is you gotta be careful mate. Cats are idiots sometimes. They wanna play, or get your attention but don't seem to realize that we're so much bigger then they are. I'm constantly tripping over cats (I married the crazy cat lady) regardless of how careful I try to be. You can't fault them to much for it though. It's not like you can just tell them and expect them to understand.
Pinworm
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I get it. It's like a penis.euro joke
abe supercro
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he doesn't even know:
cat of curiosity
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[QUOTE="iamnobody, post: 10625708, member: 877770" Cats are idiots sometimes. They wanna play, or get your attention but don't seem to realize that we're so much bigger then they are. I'm constantly tripping over cats (I married the crazy cat lady) regardless of how careful I try to be. You can't fault them to much for it though. It's not like you can just tell them and expect them to understand.[/QUOTE]
i don't get it? o.o
i don't get it? o.o
abe supercro
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With an iq approaching 99 i've been known to be overconfident and make many presumptions...
really I should directly ask him for confirmation.
dogs don't lie
really I should directly ask him for confirmation.
dogs don't lie
tytheguy111
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Sounds like you need a dog
They're loyal and smart
Plus unlike cats they actually WANT attention they are addicted to people hahaha
I had a cat and it was a mean fucker
My dog will kill other dogs that are around me and she does have a crotch problem were if you sit down and call her up she'll jump and land feet first on my balls and thats it lol
Plus she has to nap on my bed and if I sleep and not leave her blanket BY GOD she damn well get that blanket
But yeah cats are like depressed little assholes that hate everything
And dogs are like crack heads and your there dealer lol
cat of curiosity
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how did you make your tummy do that? 0.0
Pinworm
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Tequila + Del taco
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