I step on my cat every day!

Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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The bitch about it is im planting and I have to walk around.still riding the scoot it was a freek accident and i should have known better. i was only going 5mph and on a washboard dirt road my tire bounced bad and amen. got up worked the rest of the day.
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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Singlemalt said:
Well? Give
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without going into graphic detail, it was an angle thing where GF thought I was a carnival ride bouncing like crazy. this led to pressure at the base all while blood kept building and then Bam! the pressure made the blood vessels force so much into the capillaries that many of them exploded on one side. Ok, it didn't really 'break' so much as bleed, internally. junk turned all black and blue for sometime. was it worth it? yes.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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abe supercro said:
without going into graphic detail, it was an angle thing where GF thought I was a carnival ride bouncing like crazy. this led to pressure at the base all while blood kept building and then Bam! the pressure made the blood vessels force so much into the capillaries that many of them exploded on one side. Ok, it didn't really 'break' so much as bleed, internally. junk turned all black and blue for sometime. was it worth it? yes.
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Owwww
 
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iamnobody

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i used to have a cat named Salem when I was 20. This cat's favorite play thing was feet. Well one day I was getting ready for work and he kept attacking my feet and I tripped over him. Ended up stepping on his stomach by accident... and he didn't make it.

Poor guy, I still get choked up thinking about it.


Anyway, my point is you gotta be careful mate. Cats are idiots sometimes. They wanna play, or get your attention but don't seem to realize that we're so much bigger then they are. I'm constantly tripping over cats (I married the crazy cat lady) regardless of how careful I try to be. You can't fault them to much for it though. It's not like you can just tell them and expect them to understand.
 
cat of curiosity

cat of curiosity

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[QUOTE="iamnobody, post: 10625708, member: 877770" Cats are idiots sometimes. They wanna play, or get your attention but don't seem to realize that we're so much bigger then they are. I'm constantly tripping over cats (I married the crazy cat lady) regardless of how careful I try to be. You can't fault them to much for it though. It's not like you can just tell them and expect them to understand.[/QUOTE]

i don't get it? o.o
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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With an iq approaching 99 i've been known to be overconfident and make many presumptions...

really I should directly ask him for confirmation.
dogs don't lie
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Dr.Pecker said:
Every day my cat throws his tail under my feet and it scares the shit out of me every time. I have a blood clot in my leg and I dont know if I'm going to die or the cat. I love my cat. I'm not stomping on him or trying to hurt him, but damn. Hes ten years old and scares the hell out me every day hes going to stroke me out!
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Sounds like you need a dog

They're loyal and smart

Plus unlike cats they actually WANT attention they are addicted to people hahaha

I had a cat and it was a mean fucker

My dog will kill other dogs that are around me and she does have a crotch problem were if you sit down and call her up she'll jump and land feet first on my balls and thats it lol

Plus she has to nap on my bed and if I sleep and not leave her blanket BY GOD she damn well get that blanket


But yeah cats are like depressed little assholes that hate everything

And dogs are like crack heads and your there dealer lol
 
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