Confessions

[Pinworm]

I farted inside the car in the driveway this morning and didn't get out right away. I confess.

 

[Pinworm]

I had to bask in it's glory.

 

[iamnobody]

I never look at peoples screennames, and rarely their avatars.

 

[Mad Hamish]

I sometimes like to pretend I am really old and shrink down in the seat and drive REALLY slowly. People are really patient till they realize I am probably taking the piss, or a midget.

 

[Hookabelly]

I farted inside the car in the driveway this morning and didn't get out right away. I confess.

Admit that you've also cupped your hand over your ass, farted, and smelled it. (or threw the fart at your buddy in the passenger seat)

 

[thump easy]

i confess i blamed my lil one for eating all the ice cream when my girl got home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she wanted some but i got stoned and i couldnt help it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kmog33]

i confess i blamed my lil one for eating all the ice cream when my girl got home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she wanted some but i got stoned and i couldnt help it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol thats messed up. Hilarious, but messed up.

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[Indagrow]

I think I may have a girlfriend?

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[sunni]

I think I may have a girlfriend?

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oh i didnt know we were dating now
LOL jk hope all goes well

 

[Mad Hamish]

(or threw the fart at your buddy in the passenger seat)

DOES THAT WORK?!

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[GreatwhiteNorth]

Also sent from Indagrow's butthole using Rollitup mobile app

Is that like using a proxy ?

 

[Mad Hamish]

Is that like using a proxy ?

What I like to call 'hacking the dark side of the web'

 

[Indagrow]

Just got out of court......I did it.

 

[Garden Boss]

Just got out of court......I did it.

Is this a written confession?

 

[Indagrow]

 

[The Outdoorsman]

DOES THAT WORK?!

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Fart yeah it does, you must not of had many brothers.

 

[MightyMike530]

today is my last day.

 

[dannyboy602]

I live in a second floor apartment. I wake up at night and have to take a piss. So I open the window and let it flow right down onto the sidewalk below. It saves having to walk all the way downstairs to the liu.

 

[charface]

Prepping for my yearly fuck marathon.
there will be swelling,

 

[charface]

Need recomendations for long lasting non sticky lube that wont break condoms.