Strange places you've slept or woken up at

[kinetic]

For me it was in a tree about 15 feet above the ground. I was a run away without a place I could be. So I figured if I snoozed in the tree I would have less chance of being seen as well as less a threat from animals and bugs. Got in about an hour and a half.

 

[Yessica...]

That's very "Catness Everdene" of you...do you have mad skills with a bow and arrow?

 

[Yessica...]

Strangest place I work up?

In the back of a laundry truck....I woke up when my bed started moving so it could make the laundry deliveries.

I was gonna try to go back to sleep, but it was a super small in-the-middle-of-nowhere town, and I didn't want someone to steal me and use my skin as a mask...

 

[Yessica...]

For me it was in a tree about 15 feet above the ground. I was a run away without a place I could be. So I figured if I snoozed in the tree I would have less chance of being seen as well as less a threat from animals and bugs. Got in about an hour and a half.

I'm curious about the mechanisms of this. I love Avatar. And I saw that you can sleep in Giant Redwoods as part of a tour.

I just want to climb a tree and sleep in it. A pod like this, would be pretty nice though:

 

[Pinworm]

In British Columbia, on a greyhound bus that I had zero memory of sneakin into. I wake up to BING BONG! "OK folks we have met our destinations, if you look to your left you will see the Muskawa river." FUCK!!!!!! Last thing I remembered I was in Portland shooting dope with some crusty, and then POW! Canada....Took me 3 weeks to get back to the bay.

 

[Yessica...]

In British Columbia, on a greyhound bus that I had zero memory of sneakin into. I wake up to BING BONG! "OK folks we have met our destinations, if you look to your left you will see the Muskawa river." FUCK!!!!!! Last thing I remembered I was in Portland shooting dope with some crusty, and then POW! Canada....Took me 3 weeks to get back to the bay.

Good thing it wasn't Edmonton, Canada, and 2011. The guy next to you on this bus may have eaten your sleeping face off. That shit was cray - did that news make it Stateside?

 

[Da Mann]

I woke up on a bright sunny Saturday morning in my front yard naked as a J-Bird about 930 on the morning. Lived right on the highway going to town. Damn car horns would not let me sleep.

 

[Pinworm]

Good thing it wasn't Edmonton, Canada, and 2011. The guy next to you on this bus may have eaten your sleeping face off. That shit was cray - did that news make it Stateside?

Heard about that! He must have been really hungry.

 

[Garden Boss]

I woke up in a new Bugatti

 

[Pinworm]

Ok so weirdest placw I ever slept was inside a cabinet in a cheap motel in Fairbanks. I was balled up inside my bag, and had the door cracked for oxygens. Hurt my back, bu I hadn't slept in close to a week, so I was out like a lamp...

 

[kinetic]

Yessica, I found a large tree with a fairly large lower branch. I propped myself on the limb, my back to the trunk of the tree. I took my belt and for some reason thought that if I wrapped my belt around the branch and through a belt loop I would be ok. (I was a teenager, I didn't know dick.) Sat arms folded, with my right ankle ontop of my left.

 

[Yessica...]

Yessica, I found a large tree with a fairly large lower branch. I propped myself on the limb, my back to the trunk of the tree. I took my belt and for some reason thought that if I wrapped my belt around the branch and through a belt loop I would be ok. (I was a teenager, I didn't know dick.) Sat arms folded, with my right ankle ontop of my left.

I'm far too awkward and clumsy for that - I'd fall. I'm just going to have to wait and get a pod. Those pods look sweet.

 

[kinetic]

I would have to have a secondary tether on those pods in order to feel better than a singular anchor line. I do not have mad skills with a bow and arrow, though I'm still a bit acrobatic for an old guy who was around for rotary phones.

 

[abe supercro]

I woke up still 'inside'.... about 2o minutes later.

 

[Garden Boss]

I once took an 1/8th of mushrooms (my 3rd time). My friends bailed on me for their girlfriends, so I went home. I didn't feel jack shit for 2 hours, so I smoked some bowls and passed out.
I then enter a nightmare of dream; family dying, friends betraying, the worst imagery I could conjure. My thought were racing as if I were upon my death bed...

I AWOKE

My room was dark and filled with shadows, it was an extreme out of body experience on "time release" mushrooms. I couldn't place myself, let alone the place I was in... an eternity passed (it seemed) before I could connect my brain and body to crawl to the light switch for 'life'... I felt suffocated like I was drownding, and then euphoric light hit me (bedroom light)

That was the strangest place I've woke up...

 

[Steve French]

"Muskwa" ya ignorant fucker. Didn't even stop in and say howdy.

 

[Pinworm]

"Muskwa" ya ignorant fucker. Didn't even stop in and say howdy.

I'm so fucking rude.

 

[abe supercro]

get it?

 

[Nullis]

One time I had sex with this girl, while her boyfriend was passed out next to us. We must have done it for about an hour.

Then I woke up at the foot of their bed.

Also, jail.

 

[iamnobody]

probably the on the sidewalk outside a greyhound bus station. I was 19, on the run, and tired as shit. Used my duffle bag as a pillow, my leather jacket as a blanket and I just crashed out. Woke up a little while later to someone trying to run me off. Joke was on them though I had a ticket, and my bus wasn't do for another hour or so. Damn 8 hour lay over.

Weirdest shit I ever woke up to was some dude I didn't know in bed with me wearing nothing but his tighty whiteys. Former room mate threw a party and the guy got wasted, forgot where he was and thought that my bed was his. My ass didn't hurt and there was no weird taste in my mouth so I just kicked him out of my bed (literally. I put my foot in his side and shoved him onto the floor), then I rolled back over and fell back asleep.